Funny
I found this somewhere and desided to post it because I think its funny.
A young boy asked his father, "What is the difference between potentially and realistically?"
The father thought for a moment and then answered, "Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and then ask your brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Come back and tell me what you've learned."
His mother replied, "Of course I would! We
could really use that money to fix up the house and send you kids to a great University!"
His sister said, "Oh, my God! I LOVE Brad Pitt and I would sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts?!?"
The brother replied, "Of course I would. Do you know how much a million bucks would buy?"
The boy pondered these answers for a few days and then went back to his Dad with the answer.
His father asked, "Did you find out the difference between potentially and realistically?
"Yes," the boy replied. "Potentially, you and I are sitting on three million dollars. Realistically, we're living with two sluts and a queer."