Everybody's growing up around me, but I ain't got no patience so let's have another Jack and Coke.
Manda and I were going to put a fish and some cheese under the front seat of Griffin's Jeep, but then Tanner broke out the whiskey and we forgot. Well, I forgot, anyway. Manda had two shots and she gave up. I had like. I don't even know how many shots. We were playing Never Have I Ever and now Tanner, Cam, and Manda know too much about me, but I think that's okay. Cam was playing GTA in the next room, not drinking because he had to get up this morning for work, but he'd yell "Shot!" every time something he'd done came up.
I told Tanner to stop filling my shot glass to the rim because I fucking hate shots. I told him half shots or no shots, and he wasn't listening, so i poured a lot of Jack in my bottle of Coke when he wasn't watching me. When that was gone, he broke out the Captain Morgan. Lemme just say that me and the Captain are best friends. I mean it. Best. Friends. And I was juuuust on the edge of drunk, so I was pouring half Coke half rum shots into my shot glass, but I forgot that it was Coke, it was Jack and Coke so it was a little too alcoholic, but I didn't care. I knew I was drunk when I went to the bathroom and I forgot to put the toilet seat down before sitting. Nearly fell in, so I sat there laughing to myself with my pants around my ankles.
We snapchatted Mike all night and it was super amazing because Mike was drunk, as well. I sent one picture of myself and Tanner to him and that sparked a snapchat video war, in which we shared what we were drinking and Tanner punched Cam's freezer door (his knuckles are bruised and the freezer is dented so that's great).
I feel bad, though, because Tanner and I were the only ones who were drunk. Cam and Manda weren't drinking at all and then they left to go for a walk. I knew Cam was pissed and I feel really fucking bad today.
I rememer that they left and then it was just me and Tanner holding each other up on the couch. We're both pretty physical when we're sober, and I hadn't slept the night before. I could have and almost did fall asleep on a drunk and shirtless Tanner. It was really, really nice to sit close to him without all the dumb feelings for once. Because those are all gone FINALLY THANK GOD. I also remember trying to text Megan and let her now that I might need a ride home if Manda didn't want to take me home and Tanner did it for me because he was propped up on the arm of the couch, mostly sat up, and I was lying down. He told Megan that I was drunk and that Manda probably has be, but just in case, don't go to bed yet, so that was nice of him.
Later, Manda said that her and Cam were standing outside the window listening to us talk and I asked her what we were talking about and she said, "I don't know. Some actor." I don't remember talking about any actors, so there's that.
Manda and I took a walk after that, but I'd accidentally broken one of my sandals. Fuck, of course I'd broken a sandal. That's such an I'vebeendrinking thing of me to do. So we walked barefoot for like ten or twenty minutes, until I decided that I had to pee really bad. But instead of driving to a gas station or, y'know, home, we met up with this guy in a parking lot. His name's Bobby and Manda has been talking to him a lot, I guess. He's okay, I guess. Probably bad news. But at least he's her age this time.
She took me home. Shane laughed at me in the kitchen and told me to go the fuck to bed. I drank three glasses of water and ate some bread and then I put myself to bed. I woke up three hours later, still drunk. Went to the bathroom and my mouth tasted like death, so I drank more water. After that, I didn't wake up until noon, only slightly hungover. That's when I found out that I'd not only snapchatted myself videos, but I'd also saved every fucking snapchat video from the night before. WHY WOULD I DO THAT. WHAT THE FUCK.
Tanner keeps saying that's the most fun he's ever had drinking, and like, that's my normal amount of fun I have when I drink, so maybe I'm just the best person to drink with, I don't know.
here are a few more things that happened last night
TANNER: *laughs hysterically from the bathroom*
ME: What the fuck are you doing?
TANNER: I just thought about walking out with my dick hanging out.
MANDA: I don't have anough gas to drive to Griffin's anyway.
TANNER: *throws a five dollar bill from where he was laying on the floor* There. Make it rain!
MANDA: That was more like a sprinkle.
(that fiver really did make the most pathetic arc, like it landed inches from his hand)
We also sent a snapchat video to Jesus, but Tanner didn't know I was recording and I panned over to him with his hand on Cam's chest and he said, "I love the way your tits feel--WAIT DID YOU JUST GET THAT ON CAMERA?!" and okay, maybe I don't entirely regret saving every snapchat.
Here's a selfie from this morning when I woke up in last night's clothing with my hair all fucked up, bobby pins and all, but I don't know, i'm just having a body positive day.
I told Tanner to stop filling my shot glass to the rim because I fucking hate shots. I told him half shots or no shots, and he wasn't listening, so i poured a lot of Jack in my bottle of Coke when he wasn't watching me. When that was gone, he broke out the Captain Morgan. Lemme just say that me and the Captain are best friends. I mean it. Best. Friends. And I was juuuust on the edge of drunk, so I was pouring half Coke half rum shots into my shot glass, but I forgot that it was Coke, it was Jack and Coke so it was a little too alcoholic, but I didn't care. I knew I was drunk when I went to the bathroom and I forgot to put the toilet seat down before sitting. Nearly fell in, so I sat there laughing to myself with my pants around my ankles.
We snapchatted Mike all night and it was super amazing because Mike was drunk, as well. I sent one picture of myself and Tanner to him and that sparked a snapchat video war, in which we shared what we were drinking and Tanner punched Cam's freezer door (his knuckles are bruised and the freezer is dented so that's great).
I feel bad, though, because Tanner and I were the only ones who were drunk. Cam and Manda weren't drinking at all and then they left to go for a walk. I knew Cam was pissed and I feel really fucking bad today.
I rememer that they left and then it was just me and Tanner holding each other up on the couch. We're both pretty physical when we're sober, and I hadn't slept the night before. I could have and almost did fall asleep on a drunk and shirtless Tanner. It was really, really nice to sit close to him without all the dumb feelings for once. Because those are all gone FINALLY THANK GOD. I also remember trying to text Megan and let her now that I might need a ride home if Manda didn't want to take me home and Tanner did it for me because he was propped up on the arm of the couch, mostly sat up, and I was lying down. He told Megan that I was drunk and that Manda probably has be, but just in case, don't go to bed yet, so that was nice of him.
Later, Manda said that her and Cam were standing outside the window listening to us talk and I asked her what we were talking about and she said, "I don't know. Some actor." I don't remember talking about any actors, so there's that.
Manda and I took a walk after that, but I'd accidentally broken one of my sandals. Fuck, of course I'd broken a sandal. That's such an I'vebeendrinking thing of me to do. So we walked barefoot for like ten or twenty minutes, until I decided that I had to pee really bad. But instead of driving to a gas station or, y'know, home, we met up with this guy in a parking lot. His name's Bobby and Manda has been talking to him a lot, I guess. He's okay, I guess. Probably bad news. But at least he's her age this time.
She took me home. Shane laughed at me in the kitchen and told me to go the fuck to bed. I drank three glasses of water and ate some bread and then I put myself to bed. I woke up three hours later, still drunk. Went to the bathroom and my mouth tasted like death, so I drank more water. After that, I didn't wake up until noon, only slightly hungover. That's when I found out that I'd not only snapchatted myself videos, but I'd also saved every fucking snapchat video from the night before. WHY WOULD I DO THAT. WHAT THE FUCK.
Tanner keeps saying that's the most fun he's ever had drinking, and like, that's my normal amount of fun I have when I drink, so maybe I'm just the best person to drink with, I don't know.
here are a few more things that happened last night
TANNER: *laughs hysterically from the bathroom*
ME: What the fuck are you doing?
TANNER: I just thought about walking out with my dick hanging out.
MANDA: I don't have anough gas to drive to Griffin's anyway.
TANNER: *throws a five dollar bill from where he was laying on the floor* There. Make it rain!
MANDA: That was more like a sprinkle.
(that fiver really did make the most pathetic arc, like it landed inches from his hand)
We also sent a snapchat video to Jesus, but Tanner didn't know I was recording and I panned over to him with his hand on Cam's chest and he said, "I love the way your tits feel--WAIT DID YOU JUST GET THAT ON CAMERA?!" and okay, maybe I don't entirely regret saving every snapchat.
Here's a selfie from this morning when I woke up in last night's clothing with my hair all fucked up, bobby pins and all, but I don't know, i'm just having a body positive day.