i_have_no_cunt
May 15, 2004 22:25
matt and i biked 30 miles today oh wow weee. when i dismounted the bike i almost fell over. food bars are absolutely divine. it's food in bar form! i had 3 woman bars and 2 others ones.
and tomorrow he's driving us to the street fair.
after we serve food to poor people though...
"you're poor!" **slaps me with wad of cash**
i_have_no_cunt
May 07, 2004 15:44
i didn't think i could. i had already had so much. but then i got home. and i just got out everything i saw. and i ate it all! there must be a bottomless pit inside of me. no. no. not more food. but yes.
yes. it's so good.
i_have_no_cunt
May 05, 2004 19:46
hey im sorry about torturing and sexually abusing your friend there... it wont happen again. i promise.
i_have_no_cunt
May 05, 2004 19:39
"you need to step outside of the box." first i must identify this box i am in. what is the box? what would be out of the box? and how do i move from being in the box, to being out of the box? questions... questions. i will meditate on this box situation.
yeah, there difinitely is a box.
i_have_no_cunt
Apr 30, 2004 19:33
there is nazi convention tomorrow.
MAY DAY FOR MARRIAGE.
10:30 am safeco field (the baseball place)
find some gay people (or not so gay people, such as my self) and protect human rights!
be there, or be square.
i_have_no_cunt
Apr 28, 2004 17:15
I wonder what would happen if you called 665-5321. (extension: 472) Would Zortron on Planet X actually pick up? He's the only person in my phone book with the name of z.
Marie! Michelle! pick up your phones.
Damn it. They're probably out having wild sex with their boyfriends.
wait a sec - I'm her boyfriend.
what's going on here?
i_have_no_cunt
Apr 26, 2004 19:32
head: do the math, and coast through these easy classes.
heart: friends! i love them all.
guttiwuts: play some starcraft on b-net. kick some ass! or get your ass kicked.
Commitment problems are not a matter of being afraid to choose. It's being scared to deny all the other potentials. No choice is made to preserve them. That's silly and tragic.
i_have_no_cunt
Apr 20, 2004 20:40
"where did all the flowers go?"
"you smoked them."
i_have_no_cunt
Apr 19, 2004 17:10
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