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Jan 11, 2005 15:49

Hello everyone,

As you may know, I have sort of a 'stupid conversation of the month' or SCOTM.

Well, to all you anxious fans, here you go! Have fun, and thanks for reading.

I should say before you read this conversation though, 2 things. First thing, this is probably the biggest combination of sadness and hilariousity I've ever come up with. And, second thing: for the beginning to make sense, you need to know that "ftj" is facethejury (online 'myspace' type thing) and in my description it says: I'm andy. I'm dark, mysterious, and pissed off, and I hate the world and slit my wrists because my girlfriend broke up with me and people suck.

with that, I give you the SCOTM

IncubusGurlie6: hi
RA1STLINTH3M4G3: hey
IncubusGurlie6: ur gf dumped you
RA1STLINTH3M4G3: who is this
IncubusGurlie6: a girl from ftj
IncubusGurlie6: who saw your profile
RA1STLINTH3M4G3: oh?
RA1STLINTH3M4G3: lol
RA1STLINTH3M4G3: OHHHHHH!!!
RA1STLINTH3M4G3: ROFLMAO
IncubusGurlie6: yeah.
IncubusGurlie6: So , your gf dumped you?
RA1STLINTH3M4G3: yes
IncubusGurlie6: sucks, I am in a pretty shitty realtionship right now.
IncubusGurlie6: honestly, you sound more awsome that my bf does.
RA1STLINTH3M4G3: awesome
RA1STLINTH3M4G3: where do you live
RA1STLINTH3M4G3: asl?
RA1STLINTH3M4G3: plz thx
IncubusGurlie6: I rather play viedo games then watch french films
RA1STLINTH3M4G3: haha
IncubusGurlie6: 20/f/Mesa az
RA1STLINTH3M4G3: nice
IncubusGurlie6: you?
RA1STLINTH3M4G3: what's your FTJ name?
RA1STLINTH3M4G3: 18, obviosuly scottsdlae
IncubusGurlie6: IncubusCutie
RA1STLINTH3M4G3: lol
RA1STLINTH3M4G3: k
IncubusGurlie6: Don't judge a book by its cover.
IncubusGurlie6: I might be a goody t 2 shoes... ith my family and parents, but around people i fit in with, im different
RA1STLINTH3M4G3: hmm
RA1STLINTH3M4G3: I cut myself though
RA1STLINTH3M4G3: on my thighs
RA1STLINTH3M4G3: where no one can see them
IncubusGurlie6: well, hun ewere in right boat
IncubusGurlie6: I have almost starting cuttting.
IncubusGurlie6: I can really understand.. I don't fit in at all..
RA1STLINTH3M4G3: I see
RA1STLINTH3M4G3: I do it on a regular basis though :-\
RA1STLINTH3M4G3: a lot of people get sick by it :-\
IncubusGurlie6: I won't.
IncubusGurlie6: what do you mean sick?
RA1STLINTH3M4G3: like, they hate me for it
RA1STLINTH3M4G3: and then I just end up cutting myself more
RA1STLINTH3M4G3: they don't get it.
RA1STLINTH3M4G3: nobody gets it :-\
IncubusGurlie6: I wont hate you for it.
IncubusGurlie6: I get it.
IncubusGurlie6: He would it be alright if i called you?
RA1STLINTH3M4G3: well
RA1STLINTH3M4G3: I still live with my parents
RA1STLINTH3M4G3: and they're sleeping :-\
IncubusGurlie6: this early?
RA1STLINTH3M4G3: they're psychotic
IncubusGurlie6: lol
IncubusGurlie6: do uwanna call me?
RA1STLINTH3M4G3: :-\ sounds kinda risky
IncubusGurlie6: why?
RA1STLINTH3M4G3: I dunno.. you could just be an old man
RA1STLINTH3M4G3: it's happened before
RA1STLINTH3M4G3: cops and stuff..
RA1STLINTH3M4G3: I hate cops.
RA1STLINTH3M4G3: they make me wanna slit my wrists
IncubusGurlie6: I am not an old man
IncubusGurlie6: trust me.
IncubusGurlie6: call me
IncubusGurlie6: 480-228-4563
IncubusGurlie6: Amber is y name.
RA1STLINTH3M4G3: hmm
RA1STLINTH3M4G3: :-\
RA1STLINTH3M4G3: to be honest, I'm kind of scared
IncubusGurlie6: why?
RA1STLINTH3M4G3: do you accept blocked calls?
IncubusGurlie6: Yes.
RA1STLINTH3M4G3: ok brt
IncubusGurlie6: alright.
IncubusGurlie6: where did ya go?
RA1STLINTH3M4G3: it's not in service it says
IncubusGurlie6: 480-228-4563
IncubusGurlie6: it is in service.
RA1STLINTH3M4G3: OH
RA1STLINTH3M4G3: 2 2 8
RA1STLINTH3M4G3: I was thinking 288
RA1STLINTH3M4G3: sorry
IncubusGurlie6: yeah..
RA1STLINTH3M4G3: I'm sorry :-\
RA1STLINTH3M4G3: I can't play with you.. I don't have the guts
IncubusGurlie6: try agian..
IncubusGurlie6: come on
RA1STLINTH3M4G3: I'm 18 and i"m still living with my fucking parents :-\
RA1STLINTH3M4G3: cmon
IncubusGurlie6: im 20
RA1STLINTH3M4G3: I aint got shi
RA1STLINTH3M4G3: t
RA1STLINTH3M4G3: you live with parents?
IncubusGurlie6: Yes.
RA1STLINTH3M4G3: in their basement too?
IncubusGurlie6: no
RA1STLINTH3M4G3: :-\
IncubusGurlie6: i have a room.
IncubusGurlie6: no job
IncubusGurlie6: :-(
RA1STLINTH3M4G3: yeah I have to share a room with my aunt
RA1STLINTH3M4G3: in the basement
IncubusGurlie6: sucks.
RA1STLINTH3M4G3: granted it's a cozy room
IncubusGurlie6: call me. please?
RA1STLINTH3M4G3: but it's like, 15 by 10 feet
RA1STLINTH3M4G3: I'm a pussy :-[
IncubusGurlie6: come on.. what ya scared bout\
RA1STLINTH3M4G3: commitment
IncubusGurlie6: what do you mean?
RA1STLINTH3M4G3: :-\
RA1STLINTH3M4G3: it's .. hard
IncubusGurlie6: you will get attached to me?
RA1STLINTH3M4G3: :-\
RA1STLINTH3M4G3: *nod*
IncubusGurlie6: like how?
RA1STLINTH3M4G3: relationship like
IncubusGurlie6: and do you think you will scare me away?
RA1STLINTH3M4G3: not really
IncubusGurlie6: it wont
IncubusGurlie6: then whats the matter
RA1STLINTH3M4G3: commitment just scares me
RA1STLINTH3M4G3: I've got so many flaws
IncubusGurlie6: So, why do you wanna be in a realtionship with me?
RA1STLINTH3M4G3: you seem understanding
IncubusGurlie6: I am.
IncubusGurlie6: It will be fine. Don't be scared.
IncubusGurlie6: :-D
RA1STLINTH3M4G3: another thing though
RA1STLINTH3M4G3: another reason why she dumped me, is kuz moments like this
RA1STLINTH3M4G3: I gtg
RA1STLINTH3M4G3: because of halo 2
RA1STLINTH3M4G3: halo 2 is alpha priority
IncubusGurlie6: why do u gtg?
RA1STLINTH3M4G3: if I had plans with you
RA1STLINTH3M4G3: I'd break em for halo 2
RA1STLINTH3M4G3: and it's sad :-\
RA1STLINTH3M4G3: talk to you later though, bye
IncubusGurlie6: dont worry i do it too..
IncubusGurlie6: bye, hun :-( you seem just like me... geezz
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