Log Log it's big it's heavy it's wood

[i_hate_skorts]

OOC: YES! THIS IS IT! THE LOG THAT EVERYONE LOTS OF PEOPLE HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR!!!

Who: Ed and Mello
What: Sex in a cheap motel between two hot blondes in leather. :D
Where: Ed's cheap motel room bed!
When: Sometime before Ed actually admitted to it?
Why: . . . do we really need a reason for two hot blondes in leather having sex?
Warnings: In

Comments

[sexy_and_skorty]

Envy: Disgusting.

[chocomachinegun]

Mello: You mean hot.

[sexy_and_skorty]

Envy: No I meant that was quite possibly the most repulsive thing in the world. He must have looked pretty ridiculous flopping around with one arm.

[chocomachinegun]

Mello: Then why do you want him to have sex with you so badly, if you think that? I think you know perfectly well it was sexy!

[sexy_and_skorty]

Envy: I'm waiting for him to get his arm back. I don't want to have sex with a gimpy midget, Mello. How would you feel if he had an automail penis?

[chocomachinegun]

Mello: ... ok, that would be disturbing. But an arm... nice to have, but not required. And if you think he's a midget, I still don't see why you'd want him. I, on the other hand, did.

[sexy_and_skorty]

Envy: I'm still standing by the fact that he would have looked stupid flopping like a fish while he had only one arm and wires poking out of his other shoulder. Disgusting.

[chocomachinegun]

Mello: He's hot and you know it.

[sexy_and_skorty]

Envy: When he has all of his limbs. But even then, you're still sexier by far.

[chocomachinegun]

Mello: That would be flattering if I thought you really meant it.

[sexy_and_skorty]

Envy: I mean it.

[chocomachinegun]

Mello: ... maybe you do at that. Thanks.

[sexy_and_skorty]

Envy: You're welcome~~

[i_hate_skorts]

. . . *refrains from making any dirty metal dildo comments* >.>;;;

[chocomachinegun]

*grins* That would have been fine... but Ed wouldn't have gotten so much out of it.

[i_hate_skorts]

*Snicker* That's very true, and would've been very tragic.