So apparently I'm some supervillain named
Dr. Claw that builds his secret bases out of creme brulee and is trying to become a fish to take over all of Brawl.
Nevermind that all of you except
imalwaysonduty and
meatbuns4me are apparently my minions, which kind of means I already took this place over, doesn't it?
And what the hell?! That fat, ugly, cross-eyed cat looks nothing like Al's cat!!! And I hate to break it to you, but I'm not "punk," "goth," or "emo" so I don't wear any spiked jewelry!! I don't wear any jewelry at all!!!!
A little advice "Inspector" Gadget: Leave the detective work to the real detectives that actually know what they're doing.