Cosmo-tastic!
So, as i buttoned up my plum shirt and sinched my olive tie, I had one overwhelming thought, "Boy o boy do I ever love working in Cosmetics."
That's right! I was a bonefied Cosmetician today. And soccer moms everywhere have never assumed i was sooo ... well, let's say metrosexual.
Now, I present to you some hilarious and wholey out of context quotes from my day:
-"Damn you Regular Absorbancy!"
-"Wings? Wings!?! Why does this need wings? ... ooooooooohhhhh... OH! ... ew."
-90% of all questions I answered today began with, "Uhhh... Let me call someone."
-"Is this fucking cremesicle!?! Who the fuck wants to smell like a cremesicle!?!"
-"Ultra Glide? What does it need to glide acro.. OH!! ..oh, i grossed myself out."
That's right! I was a bonefied Cosmetician today. And soccer moms everywhere have never assumed i was sooo ... well, let's say metrosexual.
Now, I present to you some hilarious and wholey out of context quotes from my day:
-"Damn you Regular Absorbancy!"
-"Wings? Wings!?! Why does this need wings? ... ooooooooohhhhh... OH! ... ew."
-90% of all questions I answered today began with, "Uhhh... Let me call someone."
-"Is this fucking cremesicle!?! Who the fuck wants to smell like a cremesicle!?!"
-"Ultra Glide? What does it need to glide acro.. OH!! ..oh, i grossed myself out."