Thoughts on Parenting...
It's 2am and i'm watching cartoons in my p.j.'s while babysitting 2 rabbits (or "conejos" for the spanish speaking... er, reading audience.) One of the rabbits would not stop making noise, so i sprinkled a pinch of alfalfa around her cage. (Alfalfa gets rabbits stoned.) At this point, i thought, "thank god i'm not in charge of kids. alfalfa won't get kids high." But, of course, my insurmountable luck prevails: there's whisky in the kitchen...