What The Fuck Is With These Damn Emo Kids?
I'm getting really sick of Emo kids showing up everywhere. It's gotten to the point where I can't go anywhere without seeing at least 10 of these identity starved, wrist-cutting posers huddled in a small circle laughing at every color that isn't black. Is life getting to you? Then why not wear XXXXXXXXXXXXXXL black pants with enough zippers to hide a Boeing 747, that's pretty depressing. After you look the part, just cut your arms with a dull razor and tell everyone you meet that God abandoned you. There congratulations, you are now 100% pathetic. There are better ways to be an "individual" than standing in front of the mall pretending to smoke while wearing a T-shirt with the anarchy symbol stamped on the front. Do these people even know what anarchy means or how much their life would really suck if we lived in a state of total anarchy? I guess it would be good though, I could go on an Emo Kid genocide and nobody would care. That's right you emotionally confused teenagers, nobody cares about YOU. You may think that you're making some sort of statement or being a nonconformist, but in all actuality, being "emo" or "goth" has become the new fad for 75% of kids above the age of 13. I saw far too many of them at Ozzfest, and it made me feel like listening to Thursday and killing myself. I even saw one little bastard with the audacity to wear a leather face mask like some ass from Slipnot. It's fucking 90 degrees out and you are wearing a leather face mask with a black jump-suit. I sincerely hope that person was knifed in the parking lot for being a complete waste of a life.
So in short, if you are emo or considering the possibility of becoming an emo kid, just kill yourself...... for real too. I'm tired of getting my hopes up whenever I see an emo kid about to kill himself. I guess they realize that there's really no reason to end their life, seeing as how most of them live in $200,000 homes and will never need to work a day in their life.