Street Racing Is Bullshit.
"Dude! You have to check out my new Honda Civic! I put chrome spinners on it, flame decals, and loaded it with NOS!"
Sadly enough, this does occur. Thousands of people have suddenly jumped onto the subculture band wagon that is street racing. People, buying a Mitsubishi Eclipse and making it look like a Matchbox car does not make you a street racer. Actually, it doesn't serve any purpose whatsoever. "But dude! Street racing is so hardcore! And it's our way of rebelling against The Man!" There are tons of other laws out there to break other than racing down S. Farley road in a "pimped out" Geo Metro pretending to be Paul Walker. The Fast And The Furious sucked balls and so did it's sequel. What the fuck is the point of people actually putting nitrous oxide into their cars? It doesn't make you hardcore, and it doesn't make you any more socially accepted than the time you cheesed your pants at the sight of Need For Speed Underground. I sincerely hope that someone dies from street racing within the next few weeks. That or finds out that 2 Fast 2 Furious was a movie, and not something that you should actually try.
This topic also demands the observation of another vehicular farce, NASCAR. It's only requirement: that you are able to turn left for five hours straight. This so called "sport" requires little or no physical capabilities. Just don't try to turn right. Dale tried to turn right and look what happened to him. Oh well, better luck next time Dale.
Sadly enough, this does occur. Thousands of people have suddenly jumped onto the subculture band wagon that is street racing. People, buying a Mitsubishi Eclipse and making it look like a Matchbox car does not make you a street racer. Actually, it doesn't serve any purpose whatsoever. "But dude! Street racing is so hardcore! And it's our way of rebelling against The Man!" There are tons of other laws out there to break other than racing down S. Farley road in a "pimped out" Geo Metro pretending to be Paul Walker. The Fast And The Furious sucked balls and so did it's sequel. What the fuck is the point of people actually putting nitrous oxide into their cars? It doesn't make you hardcore, and it doesn't make you any more socially accepted than the time you cheesed your pants at the sight of Need For Speed Underground. I sincerely hope that someone dies from street racing within the next few weeks. That or finds out that 2 Fast 2 Furious was a movie, and not something that you should actually try.
This topic also demands the observation of another vehicular farce, NASCAR. It's only requirement: that you are able to turn left for five hours straight. This so called "sport" requires little or no physical capabilities. Just don't try to turn right. Dale tried to turn right and look what happened to him. Oh well, better luck next time Dale.