1. People- jesus falls into this category, and i love jesus cause jesus is sweet, so you leave him alone. 2.NASCAR- how else would we thin out the redneck herd? 14. Lesbians (fun to watch but try talking to one. fucking feminazi's)- you, my wide eyed friend need to learn the skill of not listening to girls while looking at their boobs. its very handy. 18. Hippies- helped stop the war that raged where you were born probably saving your moms life to some degree, so she could have you, and if she wouldntve had you i wouldnt get to make retarded comments like this. 21. Soccer mom minivans- are good for having butt sex in the back of. you leave minivans alone, you. 23. Mark Graveline- i just wanted to leave this one on here so i could imagine the look on your face of the shock of seeing me defend this one. 26. Rockstar games- gta games are fucking sweet. end of story. 27. Extremo kids- I <3 JAN 29. Chiodos- are good 30. Pennies- are currency too, facist 32. My job- at least you have one 41. Anyone who watches Oxygen "the network for female fascists"- oxygen has the sunday night sex show on it, which redeems the whole station, channel your hatred for this at lifetime, that is the epitome of feminist useless broadcasting. 42. The number 3 (NASCAR reference for those of you who weren't smart enough to put that together)- my birthday is on the third of october, go to hell squints. 59. vegans- you couldnt handle it if you tried 60. VH1- i love watching those godamn addicting shows where they make you remember things that happened when you were in middle school! 63. BET- SPOOKS! 64. "lmfaoqtyonaoidbyt"= OMG ILU BBGRL <33333 65. Middle schoolers- get em before the hair does ;) 66. Dave Chapelle- is fucking hilarious, even if alot of people like him 75. Midgets with knives- all midgets are funny and the fact that they have a mini sword makes it that much funnier, fuck, them having a mini anything makes it more funny. 79. Driving-brought us out of using fucking animals for everything 85. Euclid road- has fucking 2 mcdonalds, a kfc, wendys, arbys, taco bell, and mother fucking los cuatros amigos. fuck off, food hater. 90. Blink 182- you hate all music that isnt like, technical or hard to play, without any regard to 1) its content, or 2) how you can get enjoyment from even the most basic of chord progressions or song topics 101. Fortune cookies- your people made them and serve them, and everyone else loves them, so there must be something right about them 111. Teenage mothers- are funt o make fun of! 114. Middle school girls who dress slutty- refer to my response to 65 115. Paper- youre just hating things just to hate them now, you hateful little gook 116. Fixing your bike chain- then dont fucking hate on driving! 121. Running out of fireworks- is depressing. so i guess... word. 125. People who think Darth Vader was cooler than Darth Maul- oh fuck, now youre fucked, darth vader was a fucking god. darth maul didnt even have any power, he was a puppet, darth vader had his own agendas and darth maul just looked goofy. darth vader survived being in hot fucking lava, hands down, darth vader would kill darth maul in like 23.7 seconds flat. no contest. 138. Having a cell phone in general- its easier to get ahold of you that way baby 140. The word "guesstimate"- im just going to say this all the time now just to piss you off.
2.NASCAR- how else would we thin out the redneck herd?
14. Lesbians (fun to watch but try talking to one. fucking feminazi's)- you, my wide eyed friend need to learn the skill of not listening to girls while looking at their boobs. its very handy.
18. Hippies- helped stop the war that raged where you were born probably saving your moms life to some degree, so she could have you, and if she wouldntve had you i wouldnt get to make retarded comments like this.
21. Soccer mom minivans- are good for having butt sex in the back of. you leave minivans alone, you.
23. Mark Graveline- i just wanted to leave this one on here so i could imagine the look on your face of the shock of seeing me defend this one.
26. Rockstar games- gta games are fucking sweet. end of story.
27. Extremo kids- I <3 JAN
29. Chiodos- are good
30. Pennies- are currency too, facist
32. My job- at least you have one
41. Anyone who watches Oxygen "the network for female fascists"- oxygen has the sunday night sex show on it, which redeems the whole station, channel your hatred for this at lifetime, that is the epitome of feminist useless broadcasting.
42. The number 3 (NASCAR reference for those of you who weren't smart enough to put that together)- my birthday is on the third of october, go to hell squints.
59. vegans- you couldnt handle it if you tried
60. VH1- i love watching those godamn addicting shows where they make you remember things that happened when you were in middle school!
63. BET- SPOOKS!
64. "lmfaoqtyonaoidbyt"= OMG ILU BBGRL <33333
65. Middle schoolers- get em before the hair does ;)
66. Dave Chapelle- is fucking hilarious, even if alot of people like him
75. Midgets with knives- all midgets are funny and the fact that they have a mini sword makes it that much funnier, fuck, them having a mini anything makes it more funny.
79. Driving-brought us out of using fucking animals for everything
85. Euclid road- has fucking 2 mcdonalds, a kfc, wendys, arbys, taco bell, and mother fucking los cuatros amigos. fuck off, food hater.
90. Blink 182- you hate all music that isnt like, technical or hard to play, without any regard to 1) its content, or 2) how you can get enjoyment from even the most basic of chord progressions or song topics
101. Fortune cookies- your people made them and serve them, and everyone else loves them, so there must be something right about them
111. Teenage mothers- are funt o make fun of!
114. Middle school girls who dress slutty- refer to my response to 65
115. Paper- youre just hating things just to hate them now, you hateful little gook
116. Fixing your bike chain- then dont fucking hate on driving!
121. Running out of fireworks- is depressing. so i guess... word.
125. People who think Darth Vader was cooler than Darth Maul- oh fuck, now youre fucked, darth vader was a fucking god. darth maul didnt even have any power, he was a puppet, darth vader had his own agendas and darth maul just looked goofy. darth vader survived being in hot fucking lava, hands down, darth vader would kill darth maul in like 23.7 seconds flat. no contest.
138. Having a cell phone in general- its easier to get ahold of you that way baby
140. The word "guesstimate"- im just going to say this all the time now just to piss you off.
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