Another Update... Because My Last One Sucked
I don't really have anything to rant about. So instead, I'm going to make a list of everything that I hate.
The items on this list are in no specific order.
1. People
2. NASCAR
3. Mormons
4. Anyone who gives themselves a nickname
5. Nintendogs
6. The release date for Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children
7. Slow drivers
8. Stupid drivers
9. People who drive in the center lane for 2 miles
10. Old people
11. Brad Paisley
12. Garth Brooks
13. Toby Keith
14. Lesbians (fun to watch but try talking to one. fucking feminazi's)
15. Fat kids who try to headbang at a Children of Bodom concert
16. Fat kids who spray you with sweat while trying to headbang at a Children of Bodom concert
17. The United Nations
18. Hippies
19. People who wear jerseys that are big enough to be mistaken for a blouse
20. Soccer moms
21. Soccer mom minivans
22. All of Bill Cosby's movies and shows
23. Mark Graveline
24. Terminally ill people who attempt to drive
25. Anyone who drives a Pinto
26. Rockstar games
27. Extremo kids
28. Extremo music
29. Chiodos
30. Pennies
31. Gas prices
32. My job
33. Losing ink pens
34. People who talk too much
35. I-Robot
36. Bill O' Reilly
37. Wicked Wisdom
38. Harry Potter
39. J. K. Rowlings
40. People who fail miserably at replicating Quagmire's voice from Family Guy (not you Pike)
41. Anyone who watches Oxygen "the network for female fascists"
42. The number 3 (NASCAR reference for those of you who weren't smart enough to put that together)
43. All Saints
44. The radio
45. Z93 "the station for 55 year-old bikers who are trying to adapt to the times"
46. Oil changes
47. Hondo Mendez
48. Desperate Housewives
49. Entertainment Weekly
50. DC Comics (except Batman)
51. Mudvayne
52. Neo-Nazi's
53. People who still don't understand the Matrix
54. "Yo Momma" jokes
55. TP'ing
56. Rednecks
57. Oxyclean
58. PETA
59. vegans
60. VH1
61. MTV
63. BET
64. "lmfaoqtyonaoidbyt"
65. Middle schoolers
66. Dave Chapelle
67. Carlos Mencia
68. Sporks
69. Waking up
70. Axl Rose
71. Richard Simmons
72. Yardwork
73. People who get in accidents and hold up traffic just because they died
74. Anyone who thinks like Mark Graveline
75. Midgets with knives
76. Kids who think they're good with swords
77. Yoga
78. Posers
79. Driving
80. Bears
81. Babies
82. Toddlers
83. I think I already got middle schoolers. Oh well, I hate them THAT much
84. Waiting for red lights
85. Euclid road
86. The KKK
87. Muskets
88. Avenged Sevenfold
89. Greenday
90. Blink 182
91. Evanescence
92. Hoobastank (band whose name sounds like a rectal disorder)
93. Anyone who hates Andrew W.K.
94. The Rocky Horror Picture Show
95. Attack of the Killer Tomatoes
96. Breaking guitar strings
97. Buying new guitar strings
98. People who are just now starting to glorify bands that have been around since the early 70's
99. Jefferson Starship
100. Billy Ray Syrus
101. Fortune cookies
102. Totalitarianism
103. Not having any money
104. Jon Rose
105. Jon Rose
106. Jon Rose
107. Jonathan Rose
108. Abstract paintings
109. Asian pop music
110. Loud babies in quiet places
111. Teenage mothers
112. Teenage mothers who miss work and make me stay 3 hours after my shift
113. Crack babies
114. Middle school girls who dress slutty
115. Paper
116. Fixing your bike chain
117. Peanuts that get stuck in your teeth
118. Missing the new Family Guy episode
119. Slow walkers
120. Girls with goatees
121. Running out of fireworks
122. Munger
123. Yams (the almost potato)
124. When you can't find the droids you're looking for
125. People who think Darth Vader was cooler than Darth Maul
126. Crappy anime's
127. Baten Katos
128. EB Game's prices on used games
129. Yo-yo's
130. People who "pimp out" a ford escort
131. Expired coupons
132. Hang-nails
133. Internet relationships
134. The last few Tom Clancy novels
135. The Chaos Theory
136. The ACT's
137. Losing your cell phone
138. Having a cell phone in general
139. People who constantly talk on their cell phone as if they are discussing something important
140. The word "guesstimate"
The items on this list are in no specific order.
1. People
2. NASCAR
3. Mormons
4. Anyone who gives themselves a nickname
5. Nintendogs
6. The release date for Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children
7. Slow drivers
8. Stupid drivers
9. People who drive in the center lane for 2 miles
10. Old people
11. Brad Paisley
12. Garth Brooks
13. Toby Keith
14. Lesbians (fun to watch but try talking to one. fucking feminazi's)
15. Fat kids who try to headbang at a Children of Bodom concert
16. Fat kids who spray you with sweat while trying to headbang at a Children of Bodom concert
17. The United Nations
18. Hippies
19. People who wear jerseys that are big enough to be mistaken for a blouse
20. Soccer moms
21. Soccer mom minivans
22. All of Bill Cosby's movies and shows
23. Mark Graveline
24. Terminally ill people who attempt to drive
25. Anyone who drives a Pinto
26. Rockstar games
27. Extremo kids
28. Extremo music
29. Chiodos
30. Pennies
31. Gas prices
32. My job
33. Losing ink pens
34. People who talk too much
35. I-Robot
36. Bill O' Reilly
37. Wicked Wisdom
38. Harry Potter
39. J. K. Rowlings
40. People who fail miserably at replicating Quagmire's voice from Family Guy (not you Pike)
41. Anyone who watches Oxygen "the network for female fascists"
42. The number 3 (NASCAR reference for those of you who weren't smart enough to put that together)
43. All Saints
44. The radio
45. Z93 "the station for 55 year-old bikers who are trying to adapt to the times"
46. Oil changes
47. Hondo Mendez
48. Desperate Housewives
49. Entertainment Weekly
50. DC Comics (except Batman)
51. Mudvayne
52. Neo-Nazi's
53. People who still don't understand the Matrix
54. "Yo Momma" jokes
55. TP'ing
56. Rednecks
57. Oxyclean
58. PETA
59. vegans
60. VH1
61. MTV
63. BET
64. "lmfaoqtyonaoidbyt"
65. Middle schoolers
66. Dave Chapelle
67. Carlos Mencia
68. Sporks
69. Waking up
70. Axl Rose
71. Richard Simmons
72. Yardwork
73. People who get in accidents and hold up traffic just because they died
74. Anyone who thinks like Mark Graveline
75. Midgets with knives
76. Kids who think they're good with swords
77. Yoga
78. Posers
79. Driving
80. Bears
81. Babies
82. Toddlers
83. I think I already got middle schoolers. Oh well, I hate them THAT much
84. Waiting for red lights
85. Euclid road
86. The KKK
87. Muskets
88. Avenged Sevenfold
89. Greenday
90. Blink 182
91. Evanescence
92. Hoobastank (band whose name sounds like a rectal disorder)
93. Anyone who hates Andrew W.K.
94. The Rocky Horror Picture Show
95. Attack of the Killer Tomatoes
96. Breaking guitar strings
97. Buying new guitar strings
98. People who are just now starting to glorify bands that have been around since the early 70's
99. Jefferson Starship
100. Billy Ray Syrus
101. Fortune cookies
102. Totalitarianism
103. Not having any money
104. Jon Rose
105. Jon Rose
106. Jon Rose
107. Jonathan Rose
108. Abstract paintings
109. Asian pop music
110. Loud babies in quiet places
111. Teenage mothers
112. Teenage mothers who miss work and make me stay 3 hours after my shift
113. Crack babies
114. Middle school girls who dress slutty
115. Paper
116. Fixing your bike chain
117. Peanuts that get stuck in your teeth
118. Missing the new Family Guy episode
119. Slow walkers
120. Girls with goatees
121. Running out of fireworks
122. Munger
123. Yams (the almost potato)
124. When you can't find the droids you're looking for
125. People who think Darth Vader was cooler than Darth Maul
126. Crappy anime's
127. Baten Katos
128. EB Game's prices on used games
129. Yo-yo's
130. People who "pimp out" a ford escort
131. Expired coupons
132. Hang-nails
133. Internet relationships
134. The last few Tom Clancy novels
135. The Chaos Theory
136. The ACT's
137. Losing your cell phone
138. Having a cell phone in general
139. People who constantly talk on their cell phone as if they are discussing something important
140. The word "guesstimate"