New Year's Resolutions

[i_hate_crawly]

I was talking my beta reader ealier today, an' when she wasn't shrieking and hiding in the garden shed (anyone would fink that she didn't want to 'ear about me and Hastur getting back together again) she was talking about wot new years resolutions she was finking of making. All of 'ers were dead predictable like 'try to get more writing done' and 'stop leaving fings till the last minute' (yeah as if she's going to stick to that one), but it got me finking that I might make some to. I fought of 'Be more backstabbing and agressive' and 'Get tougher with minions' but realised that those were dead predictable.

So I fought I'd ask you useless lot wot your suggestions for new years resolutions for me would be.