Switch at 96th street and ride the 1 now

Nov 23, 2005 09:45

So I actually want to marry Anton Glamb. Hook a girl up... I've resolved to net him by the end of the year. Capiche?

Subway
www.myspace.com/antonglamb

Hello?
Hi Anton, it's Rachel, I just got off the bus from Boston.
Cool, are you here?
Well, sort of. I'm in Times Square.
Cool.
How should I come up to visit?
Take the subway.
Oh really?

You don't need to take a taxi cab or ride a fancy limousine
It's easy on the subway, it's cheap too so I'll even pay (no no that's ok)
Just get down there, check out the map
it shows where to go and how to come back
It's nice and in fact since you'll ride for 2 round trips
spring for a day-pass and maybe we'll kiss (Anton I have a boyfriend!)

Take the 2 or 3 heading uptown, switch at 96th street
and ride the 1 now, get off at 116th and I will run down
we're gonna have a time tonight, yeah
Take the 2 or 3 heading uptown, switch at 96th street
and ride the 1 now, get off at 116th and I will run down
we're gonna have a time tonight, yeah

don't you worry bout how to pay 7 dollars, I'll take cash or charge
you can take your things down with you as long as your things aren't too large
it will astound you because it's so swell
it's deep underground but not much like hell
in fact it's somewhat protected by weather
but since it's a cold day, you still need a sweater

Take the 2 or 3 heading uptown, switch at 96th street
and ride the 1 now, get off at 116th and I will run down
we're gonna have a time tonight, underground.

The e-mail I received at 9:04 this morning (NINE OH FOUR as in AFTER anyone could possibly leave to arrive at our 9:10 class on time):

DEAR CLASS: CLASS IS CANCELLED TODAY--HAVE A GREAT THANKSGIVING. PLEASE PASS THIS MSG ALONG TO OTHERS IN CLASS. EMAIL IS COMPLETELY MESSED UP BUT WILL ADVISE YOU ON THAT. JR

Professor Judith Russell
Department of Political Science
Columbia University
704 International Affairs Building
420 West 118th Street
New York, New York 10027
jr323@columbia.edu
917 767 1075
212 854 3707

(This message is associated with AMERICAN URBAN POLITICS)

9:23:29 AM saintlychick628: what does that shit mean, seriously
9:23:39 AM iampuert: i mean...that is not english
9:25:21 AM saintlychick628: i think she must've taken some crazy drugs last night and is so fucked up she can't teach class OR write emails

"Email is completely messed up but will advise you on that"?

WTF WTF WTF.

I'm off to pack. I head out of here at two-thirty.
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