Laura: 
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suchvaniity (10:27:30 PM): evertime she is hungry ( Read more... )

suchvaniity (6:56:05 PM): i just want to curl up ( Read more... )

suchvaniity (11:24:19 AM): i wonder why no one wants to hang out with me ( Read more... )

wreck0ftheday (7:39:47 PM): Ryan
wreck0ftheday (7:39:51 PM): this guy keeps bugging me
wreck0ftheday (7:39:55 PM): and I want him to vanish
wreck0ftheday (7:40:00 PM): but I'm not mean like you
wreck0ftheday (7:40:05 PM): mama, how do you do it?
readysetfreedom (7:40:09 PM): AW YOURE SO CUTE.

...And because I don't give away my tricks for free ( Read more... )

wreck0ftheday (11:37:40 PM): what are you up to?
wreck0ftheday (11:37:44 PM): are you drunk?
readysetfreedom (11:38:10 PM): i'm watching qvc with my mom
readysetfreedom (11:38:14 PM): and you shouldn't even have to ask that

suchvaniity (12:43:05 AM): rub my booby.
what xxSARAHsaid (12:44:14 AM): lmao
what xxSARAHsaid (12:44:26 AM): is it like a magic lamp? will a genie come out?
suchvaniity (12:44:43 AM): ......
suchvaniity (12:44:46 AM): sarah.
suchvaniity (12:44:47 AM): be real.
suchvaniity (12:44:56 AM): a genie only comes out if you ru...nevermind.

suchvaniity (8:57:05 PM): when we (you) get really rich and buy us (me) a house, will you make sure i have a fully stocked bar with barman at the ready round-the-clock?

PrettyPlaidSkirt (8:55:45 PM): yeah sure and I'll always make sure you have a ride to AA meetings, which you will inevitably come home drunk from

kateandthefrogs (8:22:20 PM): poop is funny
kateandthefrogs (8:22:22 PM): napalm
suchvaniity (8:22:24 PM): lol.
suchvaniity (8:22:25 PM): what.
kateandthefrogs (8:22:30 PM): wait
kateandthefrogs (8:22:31 PM): what

suchvaniity (6:32:51 PM): BANG BANG ( Read more... )