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I accidentally squished the cat, when my car started driving…

Jul 26, 2004 16:19

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no squished cat whatevs_clever July 27 2004, 18:27:47 UTC

i was very excited to hear how you squished a cat when your car started driving....then i read your entry. to my dismay there was no talk of this so calles squished cat, nor your infamous car that suppesodely did the deed. this is false advertisement my friend. you are a law breaker...breakin the law breakin the law...bad boy bad boys watcha gonna do watcha gonna do when they come for you?
ps i would by you a new kitty to replace the so-called squished one....hehe

Re: no squished cat i_eat_babys July 28 2004, 01:02:41 UTC

i break the law EVERY DAY! as long as i'm alive, i'm gonna live illegal

Re: no squished cat pudrick July 28 2004, 11:29:03 UTC

Ditto.
I pushed an old lady down the stairs once.
I was all like, "I'm young, and I need to live it up!"

..But seriously, she deserved it. She was moving wayyyy too damn slow.

I started cracking up afterwards though, because I thought I heard her contacting Life Alert, and I swear I heard her say "Help I've fallen and I can't get up."

Re: no squished cat i_eat_babys July 28 2004, 11:35:09 UTC

yeah, im kind of a bad ass too. I usually kick dogs though...stupid little cunt scabs...grrrrrr

man, im pissy now. I need a broken Snapple bottle to jab into a dog!!!

Re: no squished cat pudrick July 28 2004, 11:53:28 UTC

Usually what I do is take a dogs hind legs, and push 'em around like a wheelbarrow! Yeah!

Re: no squished cat i_eat_babys July 28 2004, 12:37:19 UTC

HAHAHA, i wish my dog would let me do that, he just bites me..:(

jebbie is gay whatevs_clever July 28 2004, 15:14:25 UTC

memeber how we use to sit on the couch and call jeb over and then we would lift our feet up in the air and trip him!!!! hahahahaha that was some good shit! good times....good times....

Re: jebbie is gay bugs_are_gay July 28 2004, 16:23:34 UTC

you sick fucker!! its one thing using them as wheelbarrows, ya know. wheelbarrows are very useful. but TRIPPING!!! i think you're gay.

Re: jebbie is gay i_eat_babys July 28 2004, 23:31:20 UTC

HAHAHA trippen dawgz is phun

Re: jebbie is gay whatevs_clever August 1 2004, 12:45:09 UTC

i think i can member you participating with us in our tripping fiascos....so whatev, you ain't gotta lie to kick it!!!

Re: jebbie is gay bugs_are_gay August 1 2004, 17:39:37 UTC

ana!!! HELLO! you know me. you know i don't really do that kind of stuff. and if you don't then ju don't know me man!

Re: jebbie is gay whatevs_clever August 1 2004, 22:53:16 UTC

i know tiff....i was jus trying to make myself sound better....you made sound like an evil animal hater or something!!! :(

Re: no squished cat whatevs_clever July 28 2004, 15:12:15 UTC

HMMM....dunno if itz a good idear to be your fren...you might get me in trouble if i come hang out with you when i get back home. den, i would get kicked outta the army!! oh well...i'm sure it will be defin worth it though!!! ;D

Re: no squished cat i_eat_babys July 28 2004, 23:35:06 UTC

eye'll probly gech ya in2 a'hole'lota trublz cuz Ime won crazy muda fugger...eye neeeeed sum more booooooooooooooze...
blaaaagrrrrrrppppplllle

Re: no squished cat whatevs_clever August 1 2004, 14:20:18 UTC

lmao....dude i miss you guys..you fuggin RAWK!!! i could use some more booze too.....you buyin?

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