I accidentally squished the cat, when my car started driving…

Jul 26, 2004 16:19

did you know that pomegranate juice has more beneficial qualities then cranberry juice? NO, its really true....my POM wonderful bottle told me so.

I have been popping wheelies on my BMX in my front yard all afternoon, I just came in for some water…I get so damn dehydrated out there…I think it might be because of the weather, yeah…probably…

You know what I hate? I hate it when you put your hand up to give someone a high-five and they don’t give you one, its really embarrassing. It’s always super uncomfortable, and when I am uncomfortable I get really awkward, and when situations are awkward I often throw up, and when I throw up I get embarrassed...DAMN IT the discomfort will never end!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well I don’t want to leave on a bad NOTE or anything so…heres some stuff that’s not so bad, ok I actually love this stuff…
I love it when people look at me. I also love it when people give me things. When people are nice to me and give me hugs I really like it. I really think people who dig me are super groovy. I like it when people say nice things about me. I really like getting stuff form people. I wish I had friends. If you want to give me something, go ahead, cause I’ll take it. Money is always nice. Flowers. A tube sock. Maybe some smooches. NO? ok…
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