Security Fun!
On my flight out to Philly a couple of days ago, I decided not to check my bag. A first for me. Because I always check my bag I didn't even think about the problems sex toys would cause when I packed the steel dildo.
My bag when through the x-ray, and stopped. The woman working the machine asked a couple of people around her to come over and help her identify an item. I hear someone whisper something, and then the woman let out a big surprised "OH!" and then they all started giggling like mad. Then one of them gave me a thumbs up with a huge grin as I picked up my bag.
I decided to check the bag on the way home. Between the dildo, and the new floggers I picked up, I figured I would never make it on the plane. I have no idea how one would hijack a plane with just a flogger (unless the pilot was a major sub) but it just didn't seem worth the trouble.
*note* I find it endlessly amusing that Dildo is not in LJ's spell check.
My bag when through the x-ray, and stopped. The woman working the machine asked a couple of people around her to come over and help her identify an item. I hear someone whisper something, and then the woman let out a big surprised "OH!" and then they all started giggling like mad. Then one of them gave me a thumbs up with a huge grin as I picked up my bag.
I decided to check the bag on the way home. Between the dildo, and the new floggers I picked up, I figured I would never make it on the plane. I have no idea how one would hijack a plane with just a flogger (unless the pilot was a major sub) but it just didn't seem worth the trouble.
*note* I find it endlessly amusing that Dildo is not in LJ's spell check.