Dec 11, 2005 15:21
Set your iTunes to shuffle, listen to the songs, and ask iTunes the following questions.
1. What do you think of me, iTunes?
I'm content with losing - Underoath
Interpretation: Yeah. Things come and go it's all good.
2. What do my friends really think of me?
God Save the queen - Queen
Interpretation: Honestly, Someone needs to pay attention to me!! ugh!
3. How can I make people like me more?
Possibilities - Weezer
Interpretation: time?
4. What does my crush truly think of me?
The Last - Underoath
Interpretation: Wow shuffle sux and Maxi = 1 and Only
5. Do people secretly lust after me?
The Ride of Rohirrim - LOTR Soundtrack
Interpretation: Yes, They would battle a great war for me to complete my task of getting the one ring to mordor
6. How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?
slob - weezer
Interpretation: Haha, wow, Stop loving someone all together, stop caring.
7. Will I ever have children?
Grace Kelly With Wings - Piebald
Interpretation: nope, I'm going to be alone.
8. Do you know where your children are?
River Euphrates - The Pixes
Interpretation: Doing drugs
9. What should I do with my life?
Never be me - Blood and Whiskey
Interpretation:Be anything, anyone, and better then myself. Lie, cheat pretend, ya know all that good stuff.
10. Will I have a happy life?
Valentine's Delay - The Higher
Interpretation: No, I'm going to be helped to dig my own grave, I'm going to be in relationships with people who are to sad to let go, and no one will ever be saved. No one ever asked to be to saved.
11. Why must life be so full of pain?
I don't wanna know - New Found Glory
Interpretation: Let the trips fall where they may.
12. What do you think happiness is?
Days like these - The Cat empire
Interpretation: Number one I'd find some
loving in the sun
with someone that can make me
growl and hum say hmmm...
a boom boom shak
and the beat that she throw at me
knocking me flat
Number two
I'd cruise where the grass is smooth
and the sound of the sea
is a dreamy melody
snooze all afternoon
till the night time wake me
cos shakedown soon
Number three
I'd be dancing like a monkey up a tree
find sweet simplicity
by kissing my honey
get funky like Bond
when he's played by Connery
and get crafty
like Don Corleone
Four
watching Oliver jam a little more
remember the night when I saw
what i never never never seen before
Lavender wrestling a rich wild boar
13. How can I make myself happy?
An act of my own volition - Luti-Kriss
Interpretation: oh shit. God? Nick?
"Back Again on my knees.
I thought of you.
I've never cried So Happy.
When I breathe out, you breathe me back.
The greatest gift I've got is You.
When I smile my thoughts are on You.
No Death, No Life, No Time
Always seeming Two Thieves at my side.
But in You I keep my eyes.
You're all I want.
God be pleased.
This world has nothing to offer anymore, come back soon.
"
14. Will I die happy?
Farewell and Goodnight - Smashing Pumpkins
Interpretation: Yes, because I am loved. And I am beautiful. And I when I die I won't be empty and lonely.
15. Can you give me some good advice?
Paradise - 311
Interpretation: Everything you do it comes back to you.
Whatever it may be.