What the Dilly-o?!

[i_am_the_bat]

Yeah, um...I'm better now.

I was wrong about the monkeynucleosis, though.

Apparently, I turned into Scooby Doo with 'roid rage and attacked Pop. I'd say it was kinda cool, if I could remember any of that. I guess I gave Brock a hard time, because I woke up in the lab covered in bruises and chains this morning.

...Ow.

Sooooo, can anybody fix me

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[i_am_the_bat]

...is there a cure that won't hurt me?

Squidscar might be a baby about the ears and tail thing, but I'm not.

...just don't hurt me...

[i_am_the_bat]

He can? Umm...we might have a problem then. Because I'm pretty sure I mauled him. Not on purpose, mind you, but...yeah. I think I did.

[i_am_the_bat]

Thanks! You're the best!

And yeah, he's okay...sorta.

[tomdubois]

That... sounds serious...

But I thought... you said he was a werewolf, too?

[tomdubois]

Oh.... Gosh... You had to... find him?

[tomdubois]

..Oh... Well, if... I had turned into a werewolf and hurt someone I would want to get cured as soon as possible! And I'd guess said person I hurt wouldn't... want me around, anyway.

I-I'm just glad I didn't hurt Sarah or my sweet baby Jazmine when I was possessed by the ghost of that horrible, mean old man! Though, it' still disconcerting that Sarah enjoyed having... relations with me, er, him while I was in that state...

[tomdubois]

Oh-oh... I'm sorry.

[monarch_the]

WHAT?! Oh that is so not fair!