So, I guess Dean is gonna tell you all about the Wereodile thing so I won't even bother.

Well, AFTER Pop was done dragging me along on all of his gay adventures, I finally got to do some stuff that I wanted to do. Like, pick up the guitar! Did I tell you guys that me and Dermitt are gonna start a band? Well, me an Dermitt are gonna start a band!

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I made a new friend guys! :D

His name's Dermitt and he's the coolest! I mean, get a load of this; He's got a bee-bee gun, his fist are registered weapons, big muscles and short 'n sassy hair! He's pretty much the kitty's pajamas.  And he wants to be my friend! We traded phone numbers and we're totally gonna chill sometime...I hope it's sometime soon ( Read more... )

I'm back in the ol' bod. Which means I can go back to peeing standing up...thank the Maker!

But uh...Kim apparently decided to go to town while "she" was a "me", and now...now I have a bad cough and I have a huge hole in my ear lobe. She did get me some sweet threads, but still!

But you know what the worst thing about this whole mind switching ( Read more... )

I'm still not used to this body. I always knew why I loved my own body, but now I miss it even more. In my body, I could manipulate almost anyone into doing anything I wanted. I guess it doesn't work so well in Hank's body. And this kid has no tolerance for alcohol. I had like one beer and I thought the floor was gonna be my new best friend, so ( Read more... )

So yeah, I got my own room now. It was the guest bed room, but we never used it so now it's my room. I don't know if it'll be my room for long, because I never exactly asked Pop if I could move all my things in there, but whatever.

It was really hard to move my super computer bed and my barbell set. But Dean helped me so it wasn't that bad.

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So my little brother got a LJ account...

Could you guys do me a solid? Could you all, I dunno, try to be nice to him? I know that's asking a lot of you, because he's a total weenie and all, but he has feelings too. I guess...

Anyway, Kim and I have been talking...about stuff. Mainly that she isn't a virgin like I thought she was. But I'm totally cool ( Read more... )

Guess where I just got home from?

My dinner date with Kim <3
It was kinda off to a rocky start, because Kim told me I couldn't wear my Batman suit. But luckily I found the next best think at the back of my closet.

Two words; “leisure suit.”

Two more words; “chick magnet.”

The rest of the evening was smooth sailing...I think. The lobster was ( Read more... )

Yeah, um...I'm better now.

I was wrong about the monkeynucleosis, though.

Apparently, I turned into Scooby Doo with 'roid rage and attacked Pop. I'd say it was kinda cool, if I could remember any of that. I guess I gave Brock a hard time, because I woke up in the lab covered in bruises and chains this morning.

...Ow.

Sooooo, can anybody fix me ( Read more... )

Squidscar, I think I'm going to go get high now...

Something's really wrong with me.

Seriously, Pop? Can I be not grounded enough to go see a doctor? PLEASE!

My head hurts, I think I threw up everything I've eaten in the past two weeks today, I'm having impure thoughts about a certain lady friend of mine, I can't get comfortable, and these fleas ( Read more... )

Pop? What the hell?!

It wasn't my fault I got drunk, okay?! I didn't even mean to! And it's not like I'm ever going to do it again! You saw how sick I was! I learned my lesson!

Why did you have to go and ground me?!

I know I didn't exactly ask you if I could go to the party... but that's because I knew you were just going to say "no!" Whenever I want ( Read more... )