Partying is Such Sweet Sorrow
So, if you haven't heard, I (cleverly disguised as Batman) managed to sneak out of the compound last night to escort Kim to a party that was supposed to be awesome.
It was not awesome.
Okay, it was pretty awesome, until I fell in the moon bounce and busted my lip up really bad. They had to call an ambulance and everything!
I don't even remember how I did that! Kim says that I was pretty drunk.
Which is odd, since I didn't even have any alcohol. I made sure of that! I played it safe and just had some ice tea.
You know what? I bet somebody spiked my "long island ice tea." Double dammit! I can't believe I let one of those party goers pulled a fast one on me!
Ugh. I'm never going to let this happen to me again.
Oh! But the fun doesn't stop there!
One of the doctors with really cold hands was checking me out this morning, and as it turns out...I have fleas. Fleas! So you know what that doctor did with his cold hands?! He shaved me!
... And it's already starting to grow back!
...
...I think something's wrong with me. I'm scared
It was not awesome.
Okay, it was pretty awesome, until I fell in the moon bounce and busted my lip up really bad. They had to call an ambulance and everything!
I don't even remember how I did that! Kim says that I was pretty drunk.
Which is odd, since I didn't even have any alcohol. I made sure of that! I played it safe and just had some ice tea.
You know what? I bet somebody spiked my "long island ice tea." Double dammit! I can't believe I let one of those party goers pulled a fast one on me!
Ugh. I'm never going to let this happen to me again.
Oh! But the fun doesn't stop there!
One of the doctors with really cold hands was checking me out this morning, and as it turns out...I have fleas. Fleas! So you know what that doctor did with his cold hands?! He shaved me!
... And it's already starting to grow back!
...
...I think something's wrong with me. I'm scared