HOLEY FREAKIN' MOLEY!
The internet is a HORRIBLE place!
So, okay, mom was talking to some people about “spiked dildos”, so I asked him what a “dildo” was. He told me it was a fake penis, which I thought was a great gag at the time.
I now know it is NOT FUNNY AT ALL. Because Dean and I looked them up on the internet...
Holey freakin' Moley...!
Why would anyone do that!? Doesn't that hurt!?!
And to make matters even worse, the girls on that website dressed exactly like Kim and Triana well they were until they took all their clothes off....
DAMN MY OVER ACTIVE IMAGINATION!!!! DAMN IT STRAIGHT TO HECK!!!
P.s Speaking of Triana, is she not a scary ghost now?