My house is now a homeless shelter!
Why is there a bum who got kicked out of their mom's house for being a drug addict in my shower? Oh wait, he is my brother. Then why is there another bum who probably got kicked out of their parents house for being a drug addict in my other shower? He must've seen Cliff and thought that this was a homeless shelter. Maybe it is a homless shelter, I mean the kid is here everyday, he uses our telephone for all of his bussiness (and recieves his calls here)and now he showers here too. He must be pretty destitute too, because he cant afford a shirt or a belt. All he does is walk around all day with his pants falling almost to his knees, eating our food, using our bathroom and telephone. It's cool to help out the homeless, but when they show up uninvited and let themselves in, it is just really creepy.