THANKSGIVING?!?!?!??!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!!!!!!!!AHAHA

[i_am_old]

TURKEY GIVES ME CONSTIPATION! LAST TIME, I WAS IN THE BATHROOM FOR 52 HOURS! 42 OF THOSE HOURS WAS BECAUSE I HAD CONSTIPATION. 10 OF IT WAS BECAUSE I LOCKED MYSELF IN THERE BY ACCIDENT. THEN I REALIZED THAT I HAD TO PUSH THE DOOR AND IT WOULD OPEN. HEHEHE

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[anonymous]

Yeah.. so, yeah. I'm your Secret Santa or something. And like, man, I was gunna get you this stray cat, right? Cause old ladies like cats...

But it clawed my face and I had some kind of horrible allergic reaction to it and I had to go to the hospital on Christmas so I got you this chinchilla instead!!



Better than a fuckin' cat anyway... merry Christmas you crazy old hag!