THANKSGIVING?!?!?!??!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!!!!!!!!AHAHA
TURKEY GIVES ME CONSTIPATION! LAST TIME, I WAS IN THE BATHROOM FOR 52 HOURS! 42 OF THOSE HOURS WAS BECAUSE I HAD CONSTIPATION. 10 OF IT WAS BECAUSE I LOCKED MYSELF IN THERE BY ACCIDENT. THEN I REALIZED THAT I HAD TO PUSH THE DOOR AND IT WOULD OPEN. HEHEHE!
MAN, MY CONSTIPATION LAST THANKSGIVING WAS SO NASTY AND SATISFYING!! OOOOH, AND IT WAS SOOO BIG, THE TOILET OVERFLOWED AND THE BATHROOM SMELLED FOR WEEKS. IT WAS SO NICE OF THE LANDLORD TO COME IN AND YELL AT ME TO CLEAN UP THE MESS. I TRIED TO GET HIM TO STAY AND GIVE THANKS DURING THIS PECULIAR HOLIDAY BUT HE SCREAMED WHEN I STARTED SETTING HIS HAIR ON FIRE.
WHAT DOES CAPS LOCK MEAN? IF I PUSH IT, WILL THE AMBULANCE COME AGAIN? well what happened?! oh. i can't read my own text now!! oh my, where are my reading glasses?!!?!
SASORI WENT BACK TO LIVE IN A BOX, I THINK. CAUSE HE HASN'T CALLED OR ANYTHING. IT MAKES MY WRINKLY OLD HEART SAD. BUT THAT'S OKAY! I WON'T BE LONELY THIS HOLIDAY SEASON! I THINK I'LL WANDER OVER TO THE FRATHOUSE AND GRACE THOSE YOUNG HOOLIGANS WITH MY PRESENCE. I KNOW THEY LOVE ME OH SO MUCH.
I'LL BRING MY INDESTRUCTIBLE FRUIT CAKE.
MAN, MY CONSTIPATION LAST THANKSGIVING WAS SO NASTY AND SATISFYING!! OOOOH, AND IT WAS SOOO BIG, THE TOILET OVERFLOWED AND THE BATHROOM SMELLED FOR WEEKS. IT WAS SO NICE OF THE LANDLORD TO COME IN AND YELL AT ME TO CLEAN UP THE MESS. I TRIED TO GET HIM TO STAY AND GIVE THANKS DURING THIS PECULIAR HOLIDAY BUT HE SCREAMED WHEN I STARTED SETTING HIS HAIR ON FIRE.
WHAT DOES CAPS LOCK MEAN? IF I PUSH IT, WILL THE AMBULANCE COME AGAIN? well what happened?! oh. i can't read my own text now!! oh my, where are my reading glasses?!!?!
SASORI WENT BACK TO LIVE IN A BOX, I THINK. CAUSE HE HASN'T CALLED OR ANYTHING. IT MAKES MY WRINKLY OLD HEART SAD. BUT THAT'S OKAY! I WON'T BE LONELY THIS HOLIDAY SEASON! I THINK I'LL WANDER OVER TO THE FRATHOUSE AND GRACE THOSE YOUNG HOOLIGANS WITH MY PRESENCE. I KNOW THEY LOVE ME OH SO MUCH.
I'LL BRING MY INDESTRUCTIBLE FRUIT CAKE.