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Dear Incompetent Form-Filler-Outers,
What part of "For Office Use Only (DO NOT COMPLETE)" is so difficult to understand? Are you the office? No. I'm the office. So when you're here, in my office, filling out a form, do not ask me what you should put in the grey box that specifically says DO NOT COMPLETE on top of it. And especially, DON'T mail me a form with the "DO NOT COMPLETE" box ALREADY FILLED OUT! IMPROPERLY FILLED OUT AT THAT! When the form says "office use only", it isn't referring to YOUR office. It's referring to MY office. So get your eager little pen OUT of my grey, for-office-use-only-(do-not-complete) box, please. And thank you.
Peevish from washing 20 thousand dishes at 2AM followed by a mere 4 hours of sleep,
The Grump-meister (aka Laurel)
PS, THANK YOU LADY WHO JUST WALKED IN AND HANDED ME A PROPERLY COMPLETED FORM. IE WITH EVERYTHING FILLED OUT EXCEPT FOR THE "DO NOT COMPLETE" BOX. (I.F.F.Os, take note.) You have restored my faith in humanity. Or something.
What part of "For Office Use Only (DO NOT COMPLETE)" is so difficult to understand? Are you the office? No. I'm the office. So when you're here, in my office, filling out a form, do not ask me what you should put in the grey box that specifically says DO NOT COMPLETE on top of it. And especially, DON'T mail me a form with the "DO NOT COMPLETE" box ALREADY FILLED OUT! IMPROPERLY FILLED OUT AT THAT! When the form says "office use only", it isn't referring to YOUR office. It's referring to MY office. So get your eager little pen OUT of my grey, for-office-use-only-(do-not-complete) box, please. And thank you.
Peevish from washing 20 thousand dishes at 2AM followed by a mere 4 hours of sleep,
The Grump-meister (aka Laurel)
PS, THANK YOU LADY WHO JUST WALKED IN AND HANDED ME A PROPERLY COMPLETED FORM. IE WITH EVERYTHING FILLED OUT EXCEPT FOR THE "DO NOT COMPLETE" BOX. (I.F.F.Os, take note.) You have restored my faith in humanity. Or something.