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i_psy

first psych-out [COMMENTLOG]

May 22, 2010 20:03

[ Someone is knocking at your door. Obviously, it is someone new. Luckily, it is someone who is mostly nosy instead of mostly stupid and is somewhat oblivious to what's going, though he knows that whatever it is, it is not good. Which is why he's not quite stopping knocking until he gets an answer and a room to duck into for a while. ]Singing ( Read more... )

you can trust this, he really is lying, psychic at the door, he might be lying, introduction

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lilyground May 23 2010, 01:14:26 UTC

[LILY TOTALLY ANSWERS.]

Um, hi?

i_psy May 23 2010, 01:20:09 UTC

[ Sadly, he doesn't have the box of confections he promised.

But he does have a pineapple. ]

-- Hi there! First and foremost, I apologize, but the girl scout cookies will have to wait. Secondly, thank you for opening up, and can I come in? All the weird messages I'm getting on this new palm pilot are kind of disconcerting.

Aside from the just being kidnapped business. That's also disconcerting, but I'm taking baby steps.

lilyground May 23 2010, 01:23:07 UTC

[Lily has never known the love of girl scout cookies, sadly. She smiles and steps aside to let him in.

Shawn, you could have never picked a better person to talk to.]

Yeah, it's okay. So you're new? How long have you been here?

i_psy May 23 2010, 01:27:09 UTC

[ Going right on in! ]

Half... hour? Maybe? I've been investigating the premises for a while. Can't sit still. That's usually a bad idea when you've been abducted to a boat-- or so I've been told! All of my boat-related shenanigans were never this elaborate.

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internalcage May 23 2010, 01:14:50 UTC

[A telegram? What?

Reiner started to move to his feet and to the door with a book in his hand. Although for a moment, he thought the man on the other side of his door was saying he was from the police department. He hasn't done anything to break the law...

Soon enough, the door was open and the cursed man blinked at Shawn.]

E...Excuse me?

i_psy May 23 2010, 01:23:30 UTC

-- Thank you, sir, for opening up! I would've had to resort to actual sexy singing if you hadn't, and we both-- [ Knowing glance ]-- do not want that in these dire times.

However, I don't know much about these dire times aside from the fact that they're dire and I'm a little creeped out with the whole kidnapping business and the weird messages I'm getting on this. [ Holding up his communicator! ]

internalcage May 23 2010, 01:30:16 UTC

[He glanced over to the communicator in the others hand before looking back up. The man stepped back as an indication to come inside, if Shawn wanted to.]

Well, I don't know the details of how the people on this ship got here. As for the device there, you can talk to others. Kind of like a cellphone but a journal at the same time, sir.

i_psy May 23 2010, 01:34:20 UTC

[ And Shawn is going right on in! ] ... So I could've-- should've, taken heed of all the warnings about that girl named Jennifer on this thing and stayed in my room and contacted everyone that way.

-- Not important right now. You said you know details? Details are good! And I could really use some.

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messyturk May 23 2010, 01:15:19 UTC

[Of course Reno answers, though he looks disappointed that you're not who he thought you were.]

What're you talking about?

i_psy May 23 2010, 01:25:04 UTC

Desperate times, desperate measures. I bring a peace offering.

[ It's not girl scout cookies. It is a pineapple. ] --In exchange to information as to why I just got kidnapped and who did so!

messyturk May 23 2010, 01:36:17 UTC

Desperate what?! The hell're you talking about? This is just another boat man, don't get your panties in a knot. It's perfectly sa... wait. Did you say kidnapped?

[Excuse him, someone shouting and banging on his door woke him up out of a nap. He's taking the pinapple though. Thanks!]

The hell kinda fruit is this?

i_psy May 23 2010, 01:47:38 UTC

Well, I'm pretty sure waking up somewhere you're pretty sure you had no intention of going to with no idea how you got there is kidnapping.

Or drinking gone horribly wrong, but I can rule that out.

[ Raising an eyebrow at that ] You've never had a pineapple?

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heavyweaponsbot May 23 2010, 01:26:56 UTC

[The door opens.

Ironhide just stares. All eight-feet, five tons of cranky, alien robot.]

What.

1/2 i_psy May 23 2010, 01:27:57 UTC

[ ...

...

... Really, he's half tempted to just pull that door shut again.

But you're a robot. ]

i_psy May 23 2010, 01:31:06 UTC

-- Greetings! I have to apologize, I don't bring telegrams of the sexy or non-sexy variety. I don't actually have the thin mints on hand-- yet-- but I do have this pineapple and a lot of questions. I'm willing to share both.

heavyweaponsbot May 23 2010, 01:32:47 UTC

[There's another long silence as Ironhide continues to stare. He doesn't blink. He doesn't move.]

...

I have no use for a pineapple. Who are you?

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missmimmi May 23 2010, 01:29:13 UTC

[....What is this even.

Hi pulling open the door now]

Hallo?

i_psy May 23 2010, 01:36:00 UTC

Hello, miss, I'm Shawn Spencer. Head Psychic of the Santa Barbara Police Department, and as such, I'm investigating the mass kidnapping going on here.

...

Actually, I think I just got tangled in it myself. Mind if I come in?

missmimmi May 23 2010, 01:37:57 UTC

[Mimmi is at first rather reluctant to let him in. Mostly because it's some RANDOM GUY. But it's dangerous out in the hallways, so she might as well]

Nein, not at all.

i_psy May 23 2010, 01:50:14 UTC

[ Happily going in! And handing her the pineapple, if she'll accept. ]

Thank you very much. -- Nuts, I didn't ask your name. You are?

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