May 22, 2010 20:03
[ Someone is knocking at your door. Obviously, it is someone new. Luckily, it is someone who is mostly nosy instead of mostly stupid and is somewhat oblivious to what's going, though he knows that whatever it is, it is not good. Which is why he's not quite stopping knocking until he gets an answer and a room to duck into for a while. ]
Singing telegram!
[ After a moment. ]
Sexy singing telegram.
[ After another moment, and after more knocking. ]
Sir or ma'am, I'm here on behalf of the Santa Barbara Police Department fundraiser. I'm selling girl scout cookies. I've got thin mints. You have absolutely no reason not to open up for thin mints.
[ Do you answer? ]
[ ooc; I'm going to bed! Will pick up tags in the morning, though! ]
you can trust this,
he really is lying,
psychic at the door,
he might be lying,
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