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Wow. I am so tired right now. I've been trying to achieve two goals--get a respectable word count out, and get into shape. Today I was as tired as I have ever been, and I still managed to swim some laps.
In the meantime, have you noticed how many commercials would extend to a very dark humor if they just went on for five more seconds? Most beer commercials would lead to either the woman walking away or physically assaulting the guy, or the guy just beating the woman to a pulp. Most of those offbeat Skittles commercials really end with the straight man dying if you don't cut off when you do, and you can just see a hate crime committed against those "free eaters" from the Hot Pockets commercials by some goodoleboys.
Food for thought, isn't it? What commericals can you come up with that become much more cynical when you let them run longer?
In the meantime, have you noticed how many commercials would extend to a very dark humor if they just went on for five more seconds? Most beer commercials would lead to either the woman walking away or physically assaulting the guy, or the guy just beating the woman to a pulp. Most of those offbeat Skittles commercials really end with the straight man dying if you don't cut off when you do, and you can just see a hate crime committed against those "free eaters" from the Hot Pockets commercials by some goodoleboys.
Food for thought, isn't it? What commericals can you come up with that become much more cynical when you let them run longer?