Twatstika
Anyway, I was inspired to update this old thing today due to a serious amount of WTF in my life currently.
First of all, I'm "checking the mail" all this week for my 28-year-old married boyfriend, who is vacationing in Flawrida with his spouse. But in reality, I have a house key and I'm living here for the week and she has no idea. It's quite a peculiar predicament. It dawned on me today that a sane person might have some cause for concern if all the toliet paper is gone and the sink is full of dishes after they return to their home from a trip. So I'm covering my tracks as best I can.
I think I might escape this mess soon and stay with Zuzanna in Wisconsin for a few days. And see Tahiti 80 in Chicago too. I think I need a change of scenery.
I've been drinking every night for the past, oh, say couple of years, and have finally come to the conclusion that it is the ruin of all mankind. I'd been hanging out with someone lately who could never be the one, but he had a close friend who met all my soul mate criteria--likes board games, has girly eyelashes, isn't a bitch, etc. But that's all over now. I drank too much last night and blew it. What is this world coming to when being overly friendly and smearing jelly on the face of the hot friend of the guy you are dating, becomes such a terrible thing? Oh man, I have no class.
First of all, I'm "checking the mail" all this week for my 28-year-old married boyfriend, who is vacationing in Flawrida with his spouse. But in reality, I have a house key and I'm living here for the week and she has no idea. It's quite a peculiar predicament. It dawned on me today that a sane person might have some cause for concern if all the toliet paper is gone and the sink is full of dishes after they return to their home from a trip. So I'm covering my tracks as best I can.
I think I might escape this mess soon and stay with Zuzanna in Wisconsin for a few days. And see Tahiti 80 in Chicago too. I think I need a change of scenery.
I've been drinking every night for the past, oh, say couple of years, and have finally come to the conclusion that it is the ruin of all mankind. I'd been hanging out with someone lately who could never be the one, but he had a close friend who met all my soul mate criteria--likes board games, has girly eyelashes, isn't a bitch, etc. But that's all over now. I drank too much last night and blew it. What is this world coming to when being overly friendly and smearing jelly on the face of the hot friend of the guy you are dating, becomes such a terrible thing? Oh man, I have no class.