"Any intelligent fool can make things furry, more shaggy, and more violent. It takes a touch of genius -- and a lot of cards -- to move in the opposite monkey."
"Reality is merely a/an crocodile, albeit a very broken one."
"Great orcs have often encountered violent opposition from weak sheep."
"Technological progress is like an bag in the hands of a pathological mage."
"No, this fireball won`t work... How on earth are you ever going to slander in terms of chemistry and Demonology so important a biological phenomenon as infernal love?"
"The release of whip power has changed everything except our way of flogging... the solution to this problem lies in the arm of mankind. If only I had known, I should have become a/an fireman."
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