Golf with Prison Guards
So I had this match today, and originally I was supposed to play with LAVRA, but the other team ran outof girls or something so I was odd one out. My coach decided to have me play with another three some instead of having me play single. When I get to the pro shop they say I'm with the Barrysome threesome. i walk up to the tee and introduce myself to three fat men in golf carts who all happen to be chain smoking marlboros like it was their last day on earth. I asked them what their professions were and they said, "we're prison guards in Vacaville" or maybe it was Vallejo, all i remember them mentioning was that it was the bad kind of prison. My coach was nervous but I wasn't worried. i hit my first shot horribly and yelled GOD DAMMIT! and they all laughed and said,"Fuck I'm glad you're a swearin' girl, cuz that means we can do it." By the third tee they insisted that I graduate from Goddamit and try saying FUCK instead. So I started yelling FUCK! They called me Precious Jules.