Year of the Rooster

[hyperbole]

As an adult I've had to make certain concessions to maintain my current lifestyle. Laundry, cleaning the apartment, bills...fine. One thing I never managed was to cultivate the ability to cook for myself. I'm very frugal and minimalist with groceries and my diet, so that as soon as I start feeling like I'll lose my mind if I have to eat stir fry or pasta JUST ONE MORE TIME, I can afford to go out and have other people make delicious things for me. Also, you'd be surprised at how long you can live off of chips + salsa + booze. Anyway, none of this matters anymore because I've discovered that if you just put Sriracha on everything it's the culinary equivalent of shoving all your crap in the closet and calling your apartment clean (which I also do). Normally bland dishes become hot messes, literally, delicious and exotic and probably more nutritious. I've come up with a few examples but I'm sure there are more I have yet to discover:

Pizza + RS = Better Pizza
Mac n' Cheese + RS = Rooster Mac
Peanut Butter/Banana Sandwich + RS = Thai Delight
Vodka + RS = Cock shots