naked in the streets
Reason #23489 I'm never moving back to the 'burbs.
Unicycling demons, dudes holding boomboxes and towing stereo systems, slapping my ass in front of cops with no repercussions, people in the streets holding out beers and flashing us (in more ways than one)...the whole thing was magical. I didn't think i'd end up going through with it, but once you show up and you see someone's naked grandma talking with two beefcakes and some panda babes dancing around your inhibitions disintegrate in the absurdity of it all...the fact that none of my friends ended up coming probably made it easier actually. Don't ask why it's easier to get naked in front of a bunch of strangers than people you know.