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May 09, 2004 18:24

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deppth_charge May 13 2004, 09:02:28 UTC
Wow. Sounds like a pretty adventurous life you have littl one. *grins slightly* Sounds fun too. I'd love to hear about these adventures of yours.

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hylianlegend May 13 2004, 15:22:21 UTC
Very adventurous!

*conspirationally* You know what's the greatest thing about my adventures, such as they are?

Meeting new people like you!

*beams*

D'you live around here?

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deppth_charge May 13 2004, 16:00:19 UTC
*laughs and holds out his hand* Not really, I live in Paris with my girlfriend and two kids. I'm Johnny, by the way...Johnny Depp.

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hylianlegend May 13 2004, 17:30:27 UTC
*seizes Johnny's hand and shakes his whole arm*

It's absolutely wonderful to meet you, Mister Johnny!!

Paris... *visibly contemplates this* is that near the... the... the US where Mister Orlando lives?

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deppth_charge May 13 2004, 18:26:40 UTC
*smiles softly* So you know the whelp too huh? *grins and thinks* Well, I guess you could say Paris is near the US...more like it across the ocean from it. *thinks about this for a minute more* Yea, I live across the sea from Orlando.

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hylianlegend May 13 2004, 18:28:28 UTC
Wh... whelp? *tries the word out in his mouth*

Umm... huh. Never thought of Mister Orlando as the whelp type, actually. *suddenly excited* He can do archery, you know! Can you do archery, Mister Johnny?!

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deppth_charge May 13 2004, 18:37:19 UTC
*looks a bit skeptical* I've never tried actually. Usually I'm not really the athletic type of guy...

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hylianlegend May 13 2004, 18:42:02 UTC
*ponders for a moment, scratching his chin thoughtfully, as if sizing Johnny up*

You look like the type of guy that'd like to try a slingshot.

D'you want me to teach you? It's a lot of fun and even if you don't have enemies to use it on, you can always use it on targets and birds and things, to show off, y'know. It's quite enjoyable, really.

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deppth_charge May 13 2004, 18:47:25 UTC
*smirks as he thinks of the merits of learning to use a slingshot* Alright then my young friend! Teach me all you know about the slingshot! Show me your mastery and hopefully I will be an ideal pupil.

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hylianlegend May 13 2004, 19:00:12 UTC
Right, *pulls a small wooden slingshot from his belt* It's quite simple, really ( ... )

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deppth_charge May 13 2004, 20:23:28 UTC
*looks at the little seed as he listens carefully to Link, then stares at the slingshot when it's offered to him* Ok...lets see now...

*carefully loads the slingshot and looks around, choosing to aim at a flower*
Ok...so a little higher...pull it back, and~ *lets go and the seed flys...straight up*

*looks up into the sun* Oh shit...

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hylianlegend May 14 2004, 06:12:58 UTC
*smiles and laughs* That was a VERY high shot Mister Johnny! Here... *picks another seed out of pouch*

Lower your hands a little bit, yes, just like that, now...

*slides his hands over Johnny's and pulls one of them back, showing him the correct form*

*lets his hands slide back into place* Now, if you do it just like that, you should hit your target every time! *beams*

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deppth_charge May 15 2004, 18:26:36 UTC
*Johnny nods and sticks his tongue out in concentration* Alright you little flower...now it is time...

*fires the slingshot and gapes as the flower explodes in a confetti of petals* I...I did it... *turns and grins widely at Link* I did it! You're an amazing teacher Link!

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hylianlegend May 15 2004, 18:35:47 UTC
*smiles WIDELY when he hears Johnny say this*

I wouldn't be nearly as good without Mister Elrohir's influence! Have you ever met him, Mister Johnny?

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deppth_charge May 15 2004, 19:30:26 UTC
No...I don't think I have. His names sounds like one from that movie Orlando did, The Lord of the Rings...

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hylianlegend May 15 2004, 19:56:56 UTC
*confusedly* I don't know if he had any rings, but he is a lord! Of Im... Imla... Rivendell!

*grins* You should meet him sometime.

I also have something for you, Mister Johnny!

Just a minute.

*rummages in his sack of weaponry and pulls out a Fairy Slingshot and a pouch of Deku Seeds*

*offers them to Johnny* This is a present. You're really very skilled with them, so I think you should have this!

*smirks a little* I think you can find many uses for it.

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