Good and evil

May 09, 2004 18:24

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hylianlegend May 13 2004, 19:00:12 UTC
Right, *pulls a small wooden slingshot from his belt* It's quite simple, really.

Well, first thing's first I s'pose, first thing's you hafta learn what t'load these things with. *pulls a small golden seed out of a pouch at his belt* This is a Deku Seed. It's small and hard and it's an ideal slingshot bullet, although I don't really know what you could grow from it. *offers one to Johnny to inspect*

Next thing's you just have push the seed into this little slot, here. Then, *pulls slingshot back to his chin* you just shoot at whatever it is you're aiming for. Only, always aim a little higher than what you want to hit, otherwise instead of... incapacitating your enemy, as it were... you'll hit him in the shin, and will probably just end up getting him bloody furious, and he'll try to cut off your head before you have time to tell him that it shouldn't have hurt that much at all, until the next day, really.

Then just let fly! *releases the seed and it flies across the sky in an elegant ark, and lands with a satisfying 'thunk' in a stump*

*offers the slingshot to Johnny* You try it!

But don't get discouraged if you muff it at first, I ended up hitting people I didn't really want to before, and one time against all odds I accidentally shot myself in the foot, and it hurt for a long time. That's okay though because it healed eventually and I can still jump and all the important stuff for a hero to do, of course.

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deppth_charge May 13 2004, 20:23:28 UTC
*looks at the little seed as he listens carefully to Link, then stares at the slingshot when it's offered to him* Ok...lets see now...

*carefully loads the slingshot and looks around, choosing to aim at a flower*
Ok...so a little higher...pull it back, and~ *lets go and the seed flys...straight up*

*looks up into the sun* Oh shit...

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hylianlegend May 14 2004, 06:12:58 UTC
*smiles and laughs* That was a VERY high shot Mister Johnny! Here... *picks another seed out of pouch*

Lower your hands a little bit, yes, just like that, now...

*slides his hands over Johnny's and pulls one of them back, showing him the correct form*

*lets his hands slide back into place* Now, if you do it just like that, you should hit your target every time! *beams*

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deppth_charge May 15 2004, 18:26:36 UTC
*Johnny nods and sticks his tongue out in concentration* Alright you little flower...now it is time...

*fires the slingshot and gapes as the flower explodes in a confetti of petals* I...I did it... *turns and grins widely at Link* I did it! You're an amazing teacher Link!

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hylianlegend May 15 2004, 18:35:47 UTC
*smiles WIDELY when he hears Johnny say this*

I wouldn't be nearly as good without Mister Elrohir's influence! Have you ever met him, Mister Johnny?

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deppth_charge May 15 2004, 19:30:26 UTC
No...I don't think I have. His names sounds like one from that movie Orlando did, The Lord of the Rings...

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hylianlegend May 15 2004, 19:56:56 UTC
*confusedly* I don't know if he had any rings, but he is a lord! Of Im... Imla... Rivendell!

*grins* You should meet him sometime.

I also have something for you, Mister Johnny!

Just a minute.

*rummages in his sack of weaponry and pulls out a Fairy Slingshot and a pouch of Deku Seeds*

*offers them to Johnny* This is a present. You're really very skilled with them, so I think you should have this!

*smirks a little* I think you can find many uses for it.

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deppth_charge May 17 2004, 19:26:57 UTC
*stares at the gift with wide eyes before launching forward and grabbing Link in a big hug* Thank little mate! This is amazing...I don't think I can thank you enough for teaching me what you have. And this...

*holds up the slingshot and Seed Pouch* I will definately find good uses for it, and I'll let you know each one! *grins*

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hylianlegend May 19 2004, 15:42:14 UTC
*smiles and squeezes Johnny around the neck until he lets go*

*smiles up at the human* You're perfectly welcome! Be sure to tell me what you do with them!

*quietly* Show off to a few whelps, right?

*laughs*

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deppth_charge May 19 2004, 17:28:35 UTC
*grins, ruffling Link's hat a bit* You bet kid! Every whelp I can get my hands on! Or at least one in particular.

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