...a spam e-mail titled "Ron Jeremy uses this!" And that was supposed to be a selling point?

Makeup: $60.00

Tattoo: $450.00

Boob Job: $5,000.00

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Blame laridian and early mornings for this one.

If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, please post a comment with a COMPLETELY MADE UP AND FICTIONAL memory of you and me. It can be anything you want-good or bad-BUT IT HAS TO BE FAKE ( Read more... )

I almost forgot to mention that one of my customers today called about some web stuff. He's always thought good of me. For a while I wondered if he might be gay. Well, after talking web stuff, he asked me if he could ask me a personal question. Ends up he has a ladyfriend (ok, that answers the gay question) who has a daughter my age... Uh oh ( Read more... )

10 worst album covers of all time

I needed something like this this morning. May give ideas for some scary Halloween costumes. ;)

As some people know, the office I work in is right at the side of a canal. Well, today, a huge boat that was obviously way too tall tried to go under the bridge that we're at. The boss came running down to tell us that a boat had hit the bridge and was stuck. What a major mess up. Wish I had my camera ( Read more... )