East meets West meets South?
Bob Johnson is a businessman whose company sent him to meet with their new Japanese partner. The man he met set him up in a nice hotel room and a beautiful young Japanese woman there attended to his every need. She didn't speak any English, but knew what he wanted. They got along fine. At night she disrobed and joined him in bed. During sex she became very passionate, screaming, "Tahkysan, tahkysan!" Bob had no clue what that meant, but enjoyed her enthusiasm.
The next time he met his Japanese business associate, they were in America. Knowing Japan must be limited on real estate for recreational use due to its size, Bob decided that golfing would be something that might be new to his foreign friend. He took him to a golf course and taught him the basics. Then the Japanese man surprised Bob with an excellent drive that landed the ball onto the putting green. Wanting to show how impressed he was, Bob tried the only excited phrase he knew. "Tahkysan!" His partner looked up and asked, "What you mean, wrong hole?"
The next time he met his Japanese business associate, they were in America. Knowing Japan must be limited on real estate for recreational use due to its size, Bob decided that golfing would be something that might be new to his foreign friend. He took him to a golf course and taught him the basics. Then the Japanese man surprised Bob with an excellent drive that landed the ball onto the putting green. Wanting to show how impressed he was, Bob tried the only excited phrase he knew. "Tahkysan!" His partner looked up and asked, "What you mean, wrong hole?"