[two of four]
DENMARK: hvidt_kryds
SWEDEN: du_fria
NORWAY: fuckdanes/sometimes hatesdanes being silly
ICELAND: hatesdanes being silly again
FAROE ISLANDS: faereyjar
Sweden: ....................................
Sweden: *screw you so hard*
Sweden: ....
Denmark: *any time*
Sweden: Isn't fair.
Sweden: --
Denmark: Who said life is fair?
Sweden bristles and kicks at Denmark
Sweden: M' governm'nt.
Sweden: ....
Sweden: *imean*
Sweden: G't off.
Sweden: Off.
Denmark: Yeah, well. If life was fair, we'd get what we deserved.
Sweden: What -you- d'served.
Denmark ASLKJSfhf STAYS PINNING HIM YEAH i don't know.
Denmark: Yeah. I would. I'd still have you.
Sweden scowls ineffectively -- and shoves up at --
Denmark sits back on his heels, he's already won. AND IS GRINNING LIKE HE KNOWS IT.
Sweden: ... Never had me.
Sweden: ....
Denmark: I did.
Denmark: Don't you remember?
Sweden bolts upright to somehow erase -- the last minute or so --
Sweden: ....
Sweden stares darkly at him
Sweden: *rather at a loss for words as he is wont to be*
Denmark just keeps grinning back; it seems a little sharper than usual.
Denmark: I know, you're speechless. It was a wonderful time, wasn't it?
Sweden narrows his eyes.
Sweden: Shut y'r mouth.
Denmark: But I had you. And Norge, and your little wife.
Sweden: ....
Denmark: If life was fair, you never would have left.
Denmark sighs dramatically.
Sweden: ..................
Sweden punches Denmark.
Denmark TOPPLES OVER sitting on your heels makes that easy after all, sob
Denmark: Ha-HA!
Sweden: Don't talk 'bout 'im.
Sweden scowls, STOP LAUGHING
Denmark props himself up, rubs his jaw--IT HURTS TO SMILE BUT DAMNIT I CAN'T STOP THIS SMIRK.
Sweden looks mighty pissed off -- can't help but growl:
Sweden: What.
Denmark siiiiits back up again, just grinning.
Sweden grabs Denmark's collar.
Sweden: What.
Denmark: You're so--
Denmark: !
Denmark: Easy.
Sweden: ......
Sweden: *no words*
Sweden: *just amazing pissed-offness*
Denmark does so enjoy riling you up, Sweden.
Sweden just. shoves away and stands.
Sweden: Don't have t'listen t'this.
Denmark stands as well
Sweden turnnnnns away very deliberately. cold shoulder activate.
Denmark: Really? It seems all you do is listen.
Sweden: .....
Sweden pretends he IS NOT listening.
Denmark: It's not like you CONVERSE.
Sweden: ....
Denmark rotates his shoulders nonchalantly.
Sweden walks to -- a coat....... thing, what's that little room where everyone hangs their coats.
Denmark: ....
Sweden: Coatroom?
Sweden: ....
Denmark: .......
Sweden: *yes, that*
Denmark A CLOSET?
Sweden grabs his coat VERY DELIBERATELY
Sweden NO THE LITTLE ROOM RESERVED FOR COATS LIKE... IN RESTAURANTS
Denmark: OH! Yes, let's go somewhere!
Denmark GRINS
Sweden: ....
Sweden manages to look almost dismayed.
Denmark LOVES YOUR TROUBLED FACE i mean.
Sweden: D'n't follow me.
Sweden knew you had a Russian streak in you.
Denmark: I would never.
Sweden: ......
Sweden: Stay.
Sweden: Right here.
Denmark: It wouldn't be my fault if you followed me though.
Sweden: ....
Sweden turns away again. cannot STAND your face, man.
Denmark: After all, you did for so long!
Sweden: ...
Sweden ... okay. turns around.
Sweden only to give Denmark a dirty look.
Sweden: ... You're stuck.
Denmark is just grinning, looking like he fully expected that. Because he did.
Denmark: Stuck?
Sweden: ... 'N that time.
Sweden: 'Nd that place.
Denmark: ...
Denmark DOES SEEM TO--BRING THAT UP A LOT man i should come up with something new /researches denmark, cries
Sweden LOVES YOU AHAHAHA
Sweden: ...
Denmark: It was better.
Sweden feels like he's won a minor vi --
Sweden: .....
Denmark: You did what I told you.
Sweden: ....
Denmark: Like you should be
Sweden: !!!!
Sweden: ....
Sweden pulls on his coat.
Sweden: End'd 'cause it wasn't s'posed t'be like that.
Denmark: Ended because you left with your little woman.
Sweden: *oh.*
Sweden TACKLES DENMARK
Denmark: *oh it's on now????*
Denmark: SDg;lhjfg;fh
Sweden backhands Denmark savagely
Denmark IS TACKLED TO THE GROUND--oh man ow
Denmark grabs Sweden's shoulders, rolls them over--
Denmark or tries idk
Sweden STRUGGLES RATHER VICIOUSLY
Sweden: Don't -- don't ever.
Denmark PUNCHES SWEDEN in the FAIC
Sweden IS PUNCHED
Sweden KNEES DENMARK in the STOMICK
Denmark GUH--
Sweden has the grace to look pissed.
Denmark is that weird angry/smug/PAIN OH GOD PAIN look
Denmark brrrrrings it back to just smug
Denmark grabs Sweden's collar to pull him close again
Denmark DRAGS SWEDEN CLOSER
Sweden JERKS AWAY
Isaland is now known as Faroe
Sweden tells you to shove off. with a glare
Denmark has Sweden where he wants him (AT THE COST OF A FEW RIBS?!), isn't getting up
Sweden KNEES AGAIN, a time-tested method
Denmark WINCES, punches Sweden across the FACE
Denmark: Now STOP that--!
Sweden is STUNNED.
Sweden let's just say Sweden is down, then.
Sweden: *ow*
Sweden: *for now.* >(
Sweden loves on Denmark in OOC
Denmark fails
Denmark loves back ;___;
Sweden does, too.
Sweden: <3
Sweden: Tough love.
Denmark LOVES IC TOO WHY CAN'T YOU JUST ACCEPT MY LOVE
Sweden IS A MARRIED MAN. ...well, believes he is. OH SUOMI WHY CAN'T YOU JUST ACCEPT -MY- LOVE
Denmark LOVE ME FEAR ME DO AS I SAY AND I WILL BE YOUR SLAVE
Sweden: ....
Denmark :'D
Sweden: 'S that Lab'rinth.
Denmark: ....
Denmark: It is.
Sweden totally didn't know that.
Sweden: *you heard nothing*
Sweden absolutely doesn't fear you.
Denmark thinks you should.
Sweden is just a little hurt and pinned.
Sweden refuses. take that.
Denmark HAS YOU WHERE HE WANTS YOU or something slightly less raepy idk
Denmark yeah well, there's still time to change that
Faroe sits around and watches. :'>
Sweden pushes at Denmark. gerroffme
Denmark laughs
Denmark kisses him again idk
Sweden is so not cool with your la --
Denmark IT'S AN ANGRY VIOLENT KISS?!
Sweden makes a sound and HITS HARD
Denmark COME ON YOU KNOW YOU WANT IT
Denmark OAdskjhg hisses
Sweden IS A MARRIED MAN. <-- ostensibly
Sweden HITS AT
Denmark DOES NOT CARE, WE WERE MARRIED ONCE TOO or something like that whatever
Sweden cannot deny that.
Sweden bites down on Denmark's lip hard
Denmark considers biting--OOH well that's not quite lmao
Denmark AEkjhL!
Denmark would like his lip back so he can hit you again plz.
Sweden feels a bit of a victory coming on --
Sweden SHOVES.
Sweden: Off.
Denmark grabs Sweden by the ha--
Denmark is shoved off
Sweden punches Denmark again for good measure. positively seething.
Denmark reels a little, stubbornly wipes the blood from his face
Denmark: --does it taste good, Sverige?
Sweden sits up, making sure he's got a good amount of height above him --
Sweden: ....
Denmark grins much darker than before.
Sweden has never tasted Denmark's blood before!
Sweden is somewhat ashamed of himself suddenly.
Sweden doesn't look at Denmark, just straightens his collar.
Denmark VICTOLY or something.
Sweden is so pissed at you right now.
Denmark could make a dirty joke about being inside of you right now--
Sweden needs to get this metallic taste out of his mouth.
Sweden: ....
Sweden saw that coming.
Sweden: Don't.
Denmark HAD HIS MOUTH OPEN AND EVERYTHING.
Faroe giggles :'D
Sweden: ... Don't.
Sweden attempts looking composed
Denmark shuts his mouth and smiles. He doesn't even have to say it.
Sweden shakes his head, as if to clear -- something.
Denmark somehow knowing Sweden knew what he was going to say is satisfying enough. :'D
Sweden: ....
Sweden: ...
Sweden come to think of it, that is a little horrific that Denmark and he are on the same wavelength.
Denmark HAHA YESSSSS.
Sweden tries not to RUSH to the sink for a glass of water.
Denmark smirks.
Denmark: Deeper, faster?
Sweden: ........................
Sweden very deliberately drinks a full glass of water
Denmark puts his hands into his pockets, the picture of innocence--well.
Sweden: ....*where'd his coat go*
Sweden scrolls up
Denmark thinks it's still on
Denmark UNLESS I TORE IT OFF
Sweden: ...*ah yes*
Denmark IN A FIT OF PASSION
Sweden is WEARING HIS COAT
Denmark 8'( wish you weren't.
Sweden tries to remember civility.
Sweden BUTTONS HIS COAT for good meas --
Denmark shrugs at Sweden like he JUST DON'T CARE.
Denmark: Say hi to your woman for me when you pass her place.
Sweden: ..................
Denmark swings low :'D
Sweden visibly swallows down anger.
Sweden wishes he were shameless enough to chuck a glass at Denmark.
Denmark HAHA LIKE A SOAP OPERA.
Sweden REFUSES TO BE THE SOAP OPERA YOU DESIRE
Denmark thinks you're easy enough to manipulate--
Sweden instead brushes past Denmark, making sure to give him a nice push as he
does.
Denmark is shoved out of the way :'|
Sweden is only halfway vindicated by this.
Denmark's own victory is slightly hollow BUT IT'S STILL VICTOLY YEAH ... 8(
Denmark sweeps Faroe into his arms
Denmark: I will always have you, any time you want, little islands. :'D
Sweden throws Denmark a disgusted look.
Denmark: JUST LIKE I'LL HAVE SWEDEN.
Sweden: .......
Denmark: Whenever I want.
Sweden HITS
Sweden: ....
Sweden: Never.
Denmark THOUGHT YOU WERE LEAVING YOU FAGGOT--
Denmark DUCKS?!
Sweden had to get in that blow.
Faroe clings to Denmark
Sweden: ...
Sweden: ...
Denmark: Now! You wouldn't want to hurt Faroe!
Denmark: I think you should apologize. You could have hit him.
Sweden is -- cockblocked, in a way.
Sweden: .................................
Denmark will unblock your cock any time--
Faroe smiiiiles cutely and cockblocks more :'>
Sweden COMPLETELY ignores the presence of Denmark and looks straight at Faroe. INTIMIDATINGLY
Sweden: 'M sorry.
Sweden: ....
Faroe pulls a face
Denmark since your WIFE seems to suck at that, and not in a good way. :'D
Sweden is in an awkward situation.
Sweden restraaaaiiiins himself. restraaaaiiiiiinnsss.
Denmark GRABS SWEDEN INTO A ONE-ARMED HUG WITH FAROE.
Sweden: ....
part three
SWEDEN: du_fria
NORWAY: fuckdanes/sometimes hatesdanes being silly
ICELAND: hatesdanes being silly again
FAROE ISLANDS: faereyjar
Sweden: ....................................
Sweden: *screw you so hard*
Sweden: ....
Denmark: *any time*
Sweden: Isn't fair.
Sweden: --
Denmark: Who said life is fair?
Sweden bristles and kicks at Denmark
Sweden: M' governm'nt.
Sweden: ....
Sweden: *imean*
Sweden: G't off.
Sweden: Off.
Denmark: Yeah, well. If life was fair, we'd get what we deserved.
Sweden: What -you- d'served.
Denmark ASLKJSfhf STAYS PINNING HIM YEAH i don't know.
Denmark: Yeah. I would. I'd still have you.
Sweden scowls ineffectively -- and shoves up at --
Denmark sits back on his heels, he's already won. AND IS GRINNING LIKE HE KNOWS IT.
Sweden: ... Never had me.
Sweden: ....
Denmark: I did.
Denmark: Don't you remember?
Sweden bolts upright to somehow erase -- the last minute or so --
Sweden: ....
Sweden stares darkly at him
Sweden: *rather at a loss for words as he is wont to be*
Denmark just keeps grinning back; it seems a little sharper than usual.
Denmark: I know, you're speechless. It was a wonderful time, wasn't it?
Sweden narrows his eyes.
Sweden: Shut y'r mouth.
Denmark: But I had you. And Norge, and your little wife.
Sweden: ....
Denmark: If life was fair, you never would have left.
Denmark sighs dramatically.
Sweden: ..................
Sweden punches Denmark.
Denmark TOPPLES OVER sitting on your heels makes that easy after all, sob
Denmark: Ha-HA!
Sweden: Don't talk 'bout 'im.
Sweden scowls, STOP LAUGHING
Denmark props himself up, rubs his jaw--IT HURTS TO SMILE BUT DAMNIT I CAN'T STOP THIS SMIRK.
Sweden looks mighty pissed off -- can't help but growl:
Sweden: What.
Denmark siiiiits back up again, just grinning.
Sweden grabs Denmark's collar.
Sweden: What.
Denmark: You're so--
Denmark: !
Denmark: Easy.
Sweden: ......
Sweden: *no words*
Sweden: *just amazing pissed-offness*
Denmark does so enjoy riling you up, Sweden.
Sweden just. shoves away and stands.
Sweden: Don't have t'listen t'this.
Denmark stands as well
Sweden turnnnnns away very deliberately. cold shoulder activate.
Denmark: Really? It seems all you do is listen.
Sweden: .....
Sweden pretends he IS NOT listening.
Denmark: It's not like you CONVERSE.
Sweden: ....
Denmark rotates his shoulders nonchalantly.
Sweden walks to -- a coat....... thing, what's that little room where everyone hangs their coats.
Denmark: ....
Sweden: Coatroom?
Sweden: ....
Denmark: .......
Sweden: *yes, that*
Denmark A CLOSET?
Sweden grabs his coat VERY DELIBERATELY
Sweden NO THE LITTLE ROOM RESERVED FOR COATS LIKE... IN RESTAURANTS
Denmark: OH! Yes, let's go somewhere!
Denmark GRINS
Sweden: ....
Sweden manages to look almost dismayed.
Denmark LOVES YOUR TROUBLED FACE i mean.
Sweden: D'n't follow me.
Sweden knew you had a Russian streak in you.
Denmark: I would never.
Sweden: ......
Sweden: Stay.
Sweden: Right here.
Denmark: It wouldn't be my fault if you followed me though.
Sweden: ....
Sweden turns away again. cannot STAND your face, man.
Denmark: After all, you did for so long!
Sweden: ...
Sweden ... okay. turns around.
Sweden only to give Denmark a dirty look.
Sweden: ... You're stuck.
Denmark is just grinning, looking like he fully expected that. Because he did.
Denmark: Stuck?
Sweden: ... 'N that time.
Sweden: 'Nd that place.
Denmark: ...
Denmark DOES SEEM TO--BRING THAT UP A LOT man i should come up with something new /researches denmark, cries
Sweden LOVES YOU AHAHAHA
Sweden: ...
Denmark: It was better.
Sweden feels like he's won a minor vi --
Sweden: .....
Denmark: You did what I told you.
Sweden: ....
Denmark: Like you should be
Sweden: !!!!
Sweden: ....
Sweden pulls on his coat.
Sweden: End'd 'cause it wasn't s'posed t'be like that.
Denmark: Ended because you left with your little woman.
Sweden: *oh.*
Sweden TACKLES DENMARK
Denmark: *oh it's on now????*
Denmark: SDg;lhjfg;fh
Sweden backhands Denmark savagely
Denmark IS TACKLED TO THE GROUND--oh man ow
Denmark grabs Sweden's shoulders, rolls them over--
Denmark or tries idk
Sweden STRUGGLES RATHER VICIOUSLY
Sweden: Don't -- don't ever.
Denmark PUNCHES SWEDEN in the FAIC
Sweden IS PUNCHED
Sweden KNEES DENMARK in the STOMICK
Denmark GUH--
Sweden has the grace to look pissed.
Denmark is that weird angry/smug/PAIN OH GOD PAIN look
Denmark brrrrrings it back to just smug
Denmark grabs Sweden's collar to pull him close again
Denmark DRAGS SWEDEN CLOSER
Sweden JERKS AWAY
Isaland is now known as Faroe
Sweden tells you to shove off. with a glare
Denmark has Sweden where he wants him (AT THE COST OF A FEW RIBS?!), isn't getting up
Sweden KNEES AGAIN, a time-tested method
Denmark WINCES, punches Sweden across the FACE
Denmark: Now STOP that--!
Sweden is STUNNED.
Sweden let's just say Sweden is down, then.
Sweden: *ow*
Sweden: *for now.* >(
Sweden loves on Denmark in OOC
Denmark fails
Denmark loves back ;___;
Sweden does, too.
Sweden: <3
Sweden: Tough love.
Denmark LOVES IC TOO WHY CAN'T YOU JUST ACCEPT MY LOVE
Sweden IS A MARRIED MAN. ...well, believes he is. OH SUOMI WHY CAN'T YOU JUST ACCEPT -MY- LOVE
Denmark LOVE ME FEAR ME DO AS I SAY AND I WILL BE YOUR SLAVE
Sweden: ....
Denmark :'D
Sweden: 'S that Lab'rinth.
Denmark: ....
Denmark: It is.
Sweden totally didn't know that.
Sweden: *you heard nothing*
Sweden absolutely doesn't fear you.
Denmark thinks you should.
Sweden is just a little hurt and pinned.
Sweden refuses. take that.
Denmark HAS YOU WHERE HE WANTS YOU or something slightly less raepy idk
Denmark yeah well, there's still time to change that
Faroe sits around and watches. :'>
Sweden pushes at Denmark. gerroffme
Denmark laughs
Denmark kisses him again idk
Sweden is so not cool with your la --
Denmark IT'S AN ANGRY VIOLENT KISS?!
Sweden makes a sound and HITS HARD
Denmark COME ON YOU KNOW YOU WANT IT
Denmark OAdskjhg hisses
Sweden IS A MARRIED MAN. <-- ostensibly
Sweden HITS AT
Denmark DOES NOT CARE, WE WERE MARRIED ONCE TOO or something like that whatever
Sweden cannot deny that.
Sweden bites down on Denmark's lip hard
Denmark considers biting--OOH well that's not quite lmao
Denmark AEkjhL!
Denmark would like his lip back so he can hit you again plz.
Sweden feels a bit of a victory coming on --
Sweden SHOVES.
Sweden: Off.
Denmark grabs Sweden by the ha--
Denmark is shoved off
Sweden punches Denmark again for good measure. positively seething.
Denmark reels a little, stubbornly wipes the blood from his face
Denmark: --does it taste good, Sverige?
Sweden sits up, making sure he's got a good amount of height above him --
Sweden: ....
Denmark grins much darker than before.
Sweden has never tasted Denmark's blood before!
Sweden is somewhat ashamed of himself suddenly.
Sweden doesn't look at Denmark, just straightens his collar.
Denmark VICTOLY or something.
Sweden is so pissed at you right now.
Denmark could make a dirty joke about being inside of you right now--
Sweden needs to get this metallic taste out of his mouth.
Sweden: ....
Sweden saw that coming.
Sweden: Don't.
Denmark HAD HIS MOUTH OPEN AND EVERYTHING.
Faroe giggles :'D
Sweden: ... Don't.
Sweden attempts looking composed
Denmark shuts his mouth and smiles. He doesn't even have to say it.
Sweden shakes his head, as if to clear -- something.
Denmark somehow knowing Sweden knew what he was going to say is satisfying enough. :'D
Sweden: ....
Sweden: ...
Sweden come to think of it, that is a little horrific that Denmark and he are on the same wavelength.
Denmark HAHA YESSSSS.
Sweden tries not to RUSH to the sink for a glass of water.
Denmark smirks.
Denmark: Deeper, faster?
Sweden: ........................
Sweden very deliberately drinks a full glass of water
Denmark puts his hands into his pockets, the picture of innocence--well.
Sweden: ....*where'd his coat go*
Sweden scrolls up
Denmark thinks it's still on
Denmark UNLESS I TORE IT OFF
Sweden: ...*ah yes*
Denmark IN A FIT OF PASSION
Sweden is WEARING HIS COAT
Denmark 8'( wish you weren't.
Sweden tries to remember civility.
Sweden BUTTONS HIS COAT for good meas --
Denmark shrugs at Sweden like he JUST DON'T CARE.
Denmark: Say hi to your woman for me when you pass her place.
Sweden: ..................
Denmark swings low :'D
Sweden visibly swallows down anger.
Sweden wishes he were shameless enough to chuck a glass at Denmark.
Denmark HAHA LIKE A SOAP OPERA.
Sweden REFUSES TO BE THE SOAP OPERA YOU DESIRE
Denmark thinks you're easy enough to manipulate--
Sweden instead brushes past Denmark, making sure to give him a nice push as he
does.
Denmark is shoved out of the way :'|
Sweden is only halfway vindicated by this.
Denmark's own victory is slightly hollow BUT IT'S STILL VICTOLY YEAH ... 8(
Denmark sweeps Faroe into his arms
Denmark: I will always have you, any time you want, little islands. :'D
Sweden throws Denmark a disgusted look.
Denmark: JUST LIKE I'LL HAVE SWEDEN.
Sweden: .......
Denmark: Whenever I want.
Sweden HITS
Sweden: ....
Sweden: Never.
Denmark THOUGHT YOU WERE LEAVING YOU FAGGOT--
Denmark DUCKS?!
Sweden had to get in that blow.
Faroe clings to Denmark
Sweden: ...
Sweden: ...
Denmark: Now! You wouldn't want to hurt Faroe!
Denmark: I think you should apologize. You could have hit him.
Sweden is -- cockblocked, in a way.
Sweden: .................................
Denmark will unblock your cock any time--
Faroe smiiiiles cutely and cockblocks more :'>
Sweden COMPLETELY ignores the presence of Denmark and looks straight at Faroe. INTIMIDATINGLY
Sweden: 'M sorry.
Sweden: ....
Faroe pulls a face
Denmark since your WIFE seems to suck at that, and not in a good way. :'D
Sweden is in an awkward situation.
Sweden restraaaaiiiins himself. restraaaaiiiiiinnsss.
Denmark GRABS SWEDEN INTO A ONE-ARMED HUG WITH FAROE.
Sweden: ....
part three