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DENMARK: hvidt_kryds
SWEDEN: du_fria
NORWAY: fuckdanes/sometimes hatesdanes being silly
ICELAND: hatesdanes being silly again
FAROE ISLANDS: faereyjar
Katyusha is all alone. no siblings to play with.
Katyusha is now known as Denmark
Denmark FINE i'll go mess with sweden
Denmark slaps Sweden with a glove or a handpuppet or something
Vanechka: ...
Vanechka: HHAHA
Vanechka: FG
Vanechka is now known as Sweden
Sweden is INDIGNANT
Sweden: HOW DARE YOU, SIR
Sweden: HOW DAAAARE YOU
Denmark: ....whoa.
Denmark: That's a lot of words for you.
Denmark: Are you feeling okay.
Denmark GRABS SWEDEN'S FACE
Denmark presses his forehead to his to compare
Rozeluxe: ...
Sweden: c's'sw'd'n'nd'd'n't t'k' sh't fr'm n'n,
Denmark also gets to invade some personal space.
Sweden: ....
Denmark: What.
Rozeluxe: ...
Sweden RECOILS
Denmark IS GRABBING YOUR FACE.
Rozeluxe is now known as Shakespeare
Sweden: ...
Shakespeare CHOKES SWEDEN
Denmark: !!!!!!
Sweden: 's Shakesp're --
Denmark: Dude, not cool.
Sweden: LSDHFLSHFSDLFHS
Denmark: That's my job.
Sweden: DEATH BY PLAYWRIGHT
Sweden: ....
Denmark AXES SHAKESPEARE
Sweden: *oh, denmark*
Shakespeare: safkl;dgfdg
Sweden: *you really know how to sweep a guy off his feet*
Shakespeare IS SLAIN
Denmark thinks Hans is better
Sweden: ....
Sweden: Y'jus' killed Shakesp're.
Denmark goes back to messing with Sweden's personal bubble fairies.
Denmark: Yeah you should thank me.
Sweden TROTS AWAY in a desperate attempt to get away.
Sweden: ....
Denmark FOLLOWS.
Sweden uses: glare!
Shakespeare is now known as Norway
Norway: ...
Norway: How ridiculous.
Sweden: !
Sweden: 'S Norge.
Denmark IT'S NOT EFFECTIVE AT ALL.
Sweden: ...
Denmark: ...NORGE!
Norway: ...
Denmark HAS HIS HAREM--
Norway STARES
Denmark swings an arm around Norway
Norway: ...
Denmark swings the other around Sweden
Norway: Get off.
Sweden considers kicking Denmark.
Sweden: ....
Denmark PULLS THEM VERY CLOSE
Norway is clearly disgusted.
Denmark is clearly GLEEFUL
Sweden chokes and elbows Denmark.
Denmark ow
Norway: ...
Denmark thinks that was terribly rude
Norway: ...
Sweden: *you'd better believe sharp elbows*
Sweden doesn't do 'nice.'
Denmark was only going to compare body temperature to see if you're all right
Denmark CARES, MAN.
Sweden is burning with a fever.
Norway: ... You stink.
Sweden: *and the only prescription is personal space.*
Denmark has the prescription.
Norway wriggles awayyyy
Sweden: ....
Denmark does not have that one though
Sweden pulllllls away.
Denmark LOSES HIS GRIP ON THEM BOTH sob it's the union all over again
Sweden considers tearing down the Oresund Bridge.
Sweden takes Norway's hand.
Norway: ...
Denmark thinks your government will not be cool with that
Denmark: .....................
Norway: What are you doing.
Sweden: Y'wanna g't married.
Norway: ...
Denmark PUTS HIS HAND ON TOP OF THEIRS
Denmark: SURE!
Sweden: ....
Faroe is now known as Isaland
Norway: ...
Sweden: ................
Sweden goes SHEET WHITE
Denmark BEAMS
Norway STEPS ON DENMARK'S FOOT
.....
Denmark: !!!!NJDGKKsfhfgkj
Denmark: NORGE! Kajldsfhjgh
Isaland sits and watches :|
Sweden is glad they cleared that up.
Denmark: ...You can top him if you like.
Norway: ...............
Denmark: I'll let you.
Sweden: ....
Denmark: It's okay.
Sweden SHOVES Denmark.
Norway goes red!
Norway: I'm not interested!
Denmark GRABS HIS ARM AND PULLS HIM WITH
Norway: ........
Denmark FLIPS SWEDEN OVER or something
Sweden STUMBLES and OWTF crashes into Iceland.
Denmark: --oops.
Sweden: *just to be next to Iceland. hello, Iceland.*
Denmark: SORRY ISLAND
Isaland falls over and -- ough
Sweden: ...
... hello.
Norway EXCUSES HIMSELF, PROMISED LUNCH WITH THE FAIRIES AND ALL
Sweden: 'S not m'fault.
Sweden: .....
Denmark noooo Norway 8(
Sweden stares after Norway. he had the right idea-!
Denmark.
Sweden: Mm.
Denmark: YES ISLAND!
Sweden: ...
Isaland rolls his eyes
Denmark clutches his heart, so wounded.
Denmark offers his hand to Sweden!
Sweden exhales in an undeniable display of irritation.
Sweden stares blankly at it.
Isaland stares at Denmark's hand
Denmark GRABS SWEDEN'S HAND AND HELPS HIM UP THEN, GOD.
Isaland slaps it
Denmark: ...
Denmark WASN'T OFFERING IT TO YOU ICELAND although i was going to offer the other one but JEEZ
Sweden finds that hilarious. lets himself be pulled to his feet, anyway --
Denmark IS WOUNDED TO HIS VERY CORE.
Sweden then promptly walks away.
Denmark pulls Sweden close
Denmark: ...
Sweden: --
Sweden: *OR TRIED TO*
Isaland shrugs :|
Norway: ...
Sweden RECOILS
Sweden: ....what.
Denmark FOLLOWS THE MOVEMENT
Sweden: wh't
Sweden: ....
Isaland waves at Norway
Denmark: Nothing! Just--to see your expressions.
Denmark beams
Sweden shoots a SCATHING LOOK
Sweden: ........
Denmark: Ahh, like that one!
Sweden: .....'Nough.
Norway raises a hand in greeting to Isaland!
Denmark: Nooo, not enough! You don't change expression enough at all.
Isaland walks over to Norway, away from Denmark and Sweden. :|
Sweden: .... What's there t' --
Sweden: ....
[insert OOC conversation about being nervous to RP like this because none of us have ever IRC!RPed with the current characters.]
Denmark pulls Sweden even closer, DON'T BE NERVOUS BABY
Sweden starts and CLAWS AT
Denmark: akdfjghaskljs;d!
Denmark IS CLAWED AT THEN
Denmark: --YOU FIGHT LIKE A WOMAN.
Sweden growls and shoves at Denmark
Denmark: did your wife teach you--no, actually, he's pretty good--
Sweden: *OUCH*
Denmark AHAH
Denmark grins, shoves back. THIS IS WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.
Sweden PUNCHES. happy?
Denmark OWDSgjlkfhg
Denmark GRABS THE FIST and twists it behind Sweden's back
Denmark or something similar idk how they do it on tv okay
Sweden hisses and sort of awkwardly KNEES Denmark as best he can
Sweden: *before he's rendered utterly arm-twistedy*
Denmark WINCES, uses his momentum on Sweden's arm to BRING HIM TO HIS KNEES or at least try i don't even know
Denmark fails fails fails hahahahlaskdfjgfgh
Sweden FAILS TOO but drops to his knees, jerking forward to see if he can topple Denmark
Sweden: *which sounds very political*
Denmark SKJghfg IS FLUNG OVER man that's not cool
Sweden PINS
Sweden: *OH YES*
Denmark SLIGHT WHEEZE
Sweden: ...S'meone count t'five.
Denmark grins up at Sweden, grabs his collar
Sweden: ...
Denmark KISSES
Sweden: *shit*
Sweden: ....
Sweden SPUTTERS
Sweden FALLS OFF AND ROLLS AWAY, HORRIFIED
Denmark ROLLS ONTO HIM and pins him right back
Denmark: ...Five.
Denmark smirks.
part two
SWEDEN: du_fria
NORWAY: fuckdanes/sometimes hatesdanes being silly
ICELAND: hatesdanes being silly again
FAROE ISLANDS: faereyjar
Katyusha is all alone. no siblings to play with.
Katyusha is now known as Denmark
Denmark FINE i'll go mess with sweden
Denmark slaps Sweden with a glove or a handpuppet or something
Vanechka: ...
Vanechka: HHAHA
Vanechka: FG
Vanechka is now known as Sweden
Sweden is INDIGNANT
Sweden: HOW DARE YOU, SIR
Sweden: HOW DAAAARE YOU
Denmark: ....whoa.
Denmark: That's a lot of words for you.
Denmark: Are you feeling okay.
Denmark GRABS SWEDEN'S FACE
Denmark presses his forehead to his to compare
Rozeluxe: ...
Sweden: c's'sw'd'n'nd'd'n't t'k' sh't fr'm n'n,
Denmark also gets to invade some personal space.
Sweden: ....
Denmark: What.
Rozeluxe: ...
Sweden RECOILS
Denmark IS GRABBING YOUR FACE.
Rozeluxe is now known as Shakespeare
Sweden: ...
Shakespeare CHOKES SWEDEN
Denmark: !!!!!!
Sweden: 's Shakesp're --
Denmark: Dude, not cool.
Sweden: LSDHFLSHFSDLFHS
Denmark: That's my job.
Sweden: DEATH BY PLAYWRIGHT
Sweden: ....
Denmark AXES SHAKESPEARE
Sweden: *oh, denmark*
Shakespeare: safkl;dgfdg
Sweden: *you really know how to sweep a guy off his feet*
Shakespeare IS SLAIN
Denmark thinks Hans is better
Sweden: ....
Sweden: Y'jus' killed Shakesp're.
Denmark goes back to messing with Sweden's personal bubble fairies.
Denmark: Yeah you should thank me.
Sweden TROTS AWAY in a desperate attempt to get away.
Sweden: ....
Denmark FOLLOWS.
Sweden uses: glare!
Shakespeare is now known as Norway
Norway: ...
Norway: How ridiculous.
Sweden: !
Sweden: 'S Norge.
Denmark IT'S NOT EFFECTIVE AT ALL.
Sweden: ...
Denmark: ...NORGE!
Norway: ...
Denmark HAS HIS HAREM--
Norway STARES
Denmark swings an arm around Norway
Norway: ...
Denmark swings the other around Sweden
Norway: Get off.
Sweden considers kicking Denmark.
Sweden: ....
Denmark PULLS THEM VERY CLOSE
Norway is clearly disgusted.
Denmark is clearly GLEEFUL
Sweden chokes and elbows Denmark.
Denmark ow
Norway: ...
Denmark thinks that was terribly rude
Norway: ...
Sweden: *you'd better believe sharp elbows*
Sweden doesn't do 'nice.'
Denmark was only going to compare body temperature to see if you're all right
Denmark CARES, MAN.
Sweden is burning with a fever.
Norway: ... You stink.
Sweden: *and the only prescription is personal space.*
Denmark has the prescription.
Norway wriggles awayyyy
Sweden: ....
Denmark does not have that one though
Sweden pulllllls away.
Denmark LOSES HIS GRIP ON THEM BOTH sob it's the union all over again
Sweden considers tearing down the Oresund Bridge.
Sweden takes Norway's hand.
Norway: ...
Denmark thinks your government will not be cool with that
Denmark: .....................
Norway: What are you doing.
Sweden: Y'wanna g't married.
Norway: ...
Denmark PUTS HIS HAND ON TOP OF THEIRS
Denmark: SURE!
Sweden: ....
Faroe is now known as Isaland
Norway: ...
Sweden: ................
Sweden goes SHEET WHITE
Denmark BEAMS
Norway STEPS ON DENMARK'S FOOT
.....
Denmark: !!!!NJDGKKsfhfgkj
Denmark: NORGE! Kajldsfhjgh
Isaland sits and watches :|
Sweden is glad they cleared that up.
Denmark: ...You can top him if you like.
Norway: ...............
Denmark: I'll let you.
Sweden: ....
Denmark: It's okay.
Sweden SHOVES Denmark.
Norway goes red!
Norway: I'm not interested!
Denmark GRABS HIS ARM AND PULLS HIM WITH
Norway: ........
Denmark FLIPS SWEDEN OVER or something
Sweden STUMBLES and OWTF crashes into Iceland.
Denmark: --oops.
Sweden: *just to be next to Iceland. hello, Iceland.*
Denmark: SORRY ISLAND
Isaland falls over and -- ough
Sweden: ...
... hello.
Norway EXCUSES HIMSELF, PROMISED LUNCH WITH THE FAIRIES AND ALL
Sweden: 'S not m'fault.
Sweden: .....
Denmark noooo Norway 8(
Sweden stares after Norway. he had the right idea-!
Denmark.
Sweden: Mm.
Denmark: YES ISLAND!
Sweden: ...
Isaland rolls his eyes
Denmark clutches his heart, so wounded.
Denmark offers his hand to Sweden!
Sweden exhales in an undeniable display of irritation.
Sweden stares blankly at it.
Isaland stares at Denmark's hand
Denmark GRABS SWEDEN'S HAND AND HELPS HIM UP THEN, GOD.
Isaland slaps it
Denmark: ...
Denmark WASN'T OFFERING IT TO YOU ICELAND although i was going to offer the other one but JEEZ
Sweden finds that hilarious. lets himself be pulled to his feet, anyway --
Denmark IS WOUNDED TO HIS VERY CORE.
Sweden then promptly walks away.
Denmark pulls Sweden close
Denmark: ...
Sweden: --
Sweden: *OR TRIED TO*
Isaland shrugs :|
Norway: ...
Sweden RECOILS
Sweden: ....what.
Denmark FOLLOWS THE MOVEMENT
Sweden: wh't
Sweden: ....
Isaland waves at Norway
Denmark: Nothing! Just--to see your expressions.
Denmark beams
Sweden shoots a SCATHING LOOK
Sweden: ........
Denmark: Ahh, like that one!
Sweden: .....'Nough.
Norway raises a hand in greeting to Isaland!
Denmark: Nooo, not enough! You don't change expression enough at all.
Isaland walks over to Norway, away from Denmark and Sweden. :|
Sweden: .... What's there t' --
Sweden: ....
[insert OOC conversation about being nervous to RP like this because none of us have ever IRC!RPed with the current characters.]
Denmark pulls Sweden even closer, DON'T BE NERVOUS BABY
Sweden starts and CLAWS AT
Denmark: akdfjghaskljs;d!
Denmark IS CLAWED AT THEN
Denmark: --YOU FIGHT LIKE A WOMAN.
Sweden growls and shoves at Denmark
Denmark: did your wife teach you--no, actually, he's pretty good--
Sweden: *OUCH*
Denmark AHAH
Denmark grins, shoves back. THIS IS WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.
Sweden PUNCHES. happy?
Denmark OWDSgjlkfhg
Denmark GRABS THE FIST and twists it behind Sweden's back
Denmark or something similar idk how they do it on tv okay
Sweden hisses and sort of awkwardly KNEES Denmark as best he can
Sweden: *before he's rendered utterly arm-twistedy*
Denmark WINCES, uses his momentum on Sweden's arm to BRING HIM TO HIS KNEES or at least try i don't even know
Denmark fails fails fails hahahahlaskdfjgfgh
Sweden FAILS TOO but drops to his knees, jerking forward to see if he can topple Denmark
Sweden: *which sounds very political*
Denmark SKJghfg IS FLUNG OVER man that's not cool
Sweden PINS
Sweden: *OH YES*
Denmark SLIGHT WHEEZE
Sweden: ...S'meone count t'five.
Denmark grins up at Sweden, grabs his collar
Sweden: ...
Denmark KISSES
Sweden: *shit*
Sweden: ....
Sweden SPUTTERS
Sweden FALLS OFF AND ROLLS AWAY, HORRIFIED
Denmark ROLLS ONTO HIM and pins him right back
Denmark: ...Five.
Denmark smirks.
part two