Some nosy douche at the bus stop reprimanded me for jaywalking to catch the bus. When I responded with sardonic contempt to his inability to mind his own damn business, instead of thanking him for his sage observations about the grave danger to my life and then offering to blow him, he grew even more annoying and self-righteous and said: "You have ( Read more... )

Muslim-Christian guy with mustache struck up conversation with me at the bus stop. He starts off, and at first I thought I've misheard the question, "Do you know how far away we are from the sun?" then launches into what I assumed was an impromptu monologue about how we're just the right distance from the sun to not freeze and not burn up. In ( Read more... )