Sep 21, 2004 15:31
Subject: A Chicken and A Horse
On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom
loved to play together. One day, the two were playing when the horse
fell into a bog and began to sink. Scared for his life, the horse
whinnied
for the chicken to go get the farmer for help!Off the chicken ran, back
to
the farm. Arriving at the farm, he searched and searched for the farmer,
but to no avail, for he had gone to town with the only tractor. Running
around, the chicken spied the farmer's new Z-3 series BMW. Finding the
keys
inside, the chicken sped off with a length of rope, hoping he still had
time
to save his friend's life. Back at the bog, the horse was surprised,
but happy, to see the chicken arrive in the shiny BMW, and he managed to
get a hold of the loop of rope the chicken tossed to him. After tying
the
other end to the rear bumper of the farmer's car, the chicken then drove
slowly forward and, with the aid of the powerful car, rescued the horse!
Happy and proud, the chicken drove the BMW back to the
farmhouse, and the farmer was none the wiser when he returned. The
friendship between the two animals was cemented: best buddies, best
pals.
A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit, and
soon, he too, began to sink and cried out to the horse to save his life!
The
horse thought a moment, walked over, and straddled the large puddle.
Looking underneath, he told the chicken to grab his "thing" and he would
then lift him out of the pit. The chicken got a good grip, and the horse
pulled him up and out, saving his life.
The moral of the story?
When you're hung like a horse, you don't need a BMW to
pick up chicks.
why would a mom send that to her son?