I may not know much....
hey everyone I'm really bored so i'm going to put what has happened in my life in the last two weeks, starting two weeks ago. do not read if tired.
about two weeks ago my old friend Christina called me up and wanted me to come hang out with her and her friend at her pool and drink some beer, so being the beer lover I am I went and hung out with them. It was cool and all, seeing christina and beef curtains(Dana) again. then later on that week christina calls me again and wants me to go to her friend megans house to drink beer. so, of corse I went. We flirted around blah blah blah. then that weekend she called me again and wanted me to drink beer again, so I gladly obliged, we go to brian's house and I started to get pretty drunk on free beer, and then christina goes inside and the next thing i know she has dislocated her shoulder. It was really bad, so at 3 in the morning on a saturday when I have to work me, christina, adam, and brett go to the emergency room, oh yeah and i was nice enough to call her mom and tell her that we were headed to the emergency room. So, I sit in the emergency room and wait to hear that she is ok, and I leave and get home around 430 and get up and go to work. the next weekend christina calls and wants me to take her out to eat and go see the princess diaries 2. having nothing to do, I went. we go to the movies and out to eat then stop by brian's house to have a couple drinks before I take her home, well, I get fucked up and stay up all night drinking and I take a 30 minutes nap and head off to work from 10 in the morning untill 7 at night. It was great fun, and again that night me and christina go out to eat and then go drink, I think I made it home that time. the following weekend, Me and Don haven't hun out much so we decided we should hang out and drink a couple beers. so, after work don comes and picks me up and we head out to jay's house. At Jay's house we drink and play XboX then all of a sudden his power goes out. So we are drinking by candle light, and Jay realizes he has a golf cart, so off we go with beer on a golf cart. We drove up and down green pond road at about 11 at night with no power anywhere drinking beer. then we go back to jay's house and somehow somewhere someone got the idea to go to clemson, off to clemson we go. It's about 3 in the morning when we get to clemson, but jay's cell phone is dead, so we stopped at layla's house, the only place in anderson I know of, to figure it out, then magically jay's phone turned on, and we got this girls number, so off we go again. We wind up in some girls apartment that I supposedly sold shoes to sometime in the last 8 months. and her roomate that was hot at the time kept trying to get me to play quarters. not one for drinking games i kinda of joked around just tossing quarters and stuff, but she wouldn't let me stop, finally I asked her why in the world I would need to get more drunk than the stupor I am in and her reply was, "because I want to take advantage of you." I've never play such a good game of quarters in my life. Next thing I know everyone dissapears and don is in bed with this girl. ever happen to you? happens to me all the time. so the next morning around 10 I wake up and take a little while to figure out where I am, I find jay and start to remember where don is, so I get don out of bed and we head back to greenville because I have to help christina with a wedding. so I have no sleep, I'm still drunk, and I'm going to go help my friend with a favor I agreed to about a month ago. I pick christina up and she bitches me out because I am 5 minutes late. so, we go get this food and take it to teh reception place and set it all up. then, while I was taking her home, she tells me how drunk her and brian got last night and how they slept togather. which made me feel 100 million times better. So, i drop her off to go home and sleep, because there is a wicked kegger at brians house. I take a nap get out and go to brian's house. when I get there christina is drunk and all rubbing all over brian. so, i get really drunk and try and get this tony kid to fight everyone. but he won't, so brian and christina go upstairs togather and I'm left with a bunch of people who don't live in this place a refridgerator full of free beer and a bottle of jim beam whiskey, so i wax the bottle of whiskey and a shitload of beer and timetravel back to my house.oh yeah did I tell you about the part where after I helped christina do shit that I really didn't have to do she tells me "you should be glad you showed up, or I would really be pissed off at you." I guess that is her form of thank you. so, here I sit. being that same old me, too nice. anybody else want to be my friend so you can take advantage of me, spend my money and waste my time? cause I love it when that happens.
maybe it's more than two weeks. they all blend togather.
salutations.
bubba.
about two weeks ago my old friend Christina called me up and wanted me to come hang out with her and her friend at her pool and drink some beer, so being the beer lover I am I went and hung out with them. It was cool and all, seeing christina and beef curtains(Dana) again. then later on that week christina calls me again and wants me to go to her friend megans house to drink beer. so, of corse I went. We flirted around blah blah blah. then that weekend she called me again and wanted me to drink beer again, so I gladly obliged, we go to brian's house and I started to get pretty drunk on free beer, and then christina goes inside and the next thing i know she has dislocated her shoulder. It was really bad, so at 3 in the morning on a saturday when I have to work me, christina, adam, and brett go to the emergency room, oh yeah and i was nice enough to call her mom and tell her that we were headed to the emergency room. So, I sit in the emergency room and wait to hear that she is ok, and I leave and get home around 430 and get up and go to work. the next weekend christina calls and wants me to take her out to eat and go see the princess diaries 2. having nothing to do, I went. we go to the movies and out to eat then stop by brian's house to have a couple drinks before I take her home, well, I get fucked up and stay up all night drinking and I take a 30 minutes nap and head off to work from 10 in the morning untill 7 at night. It was great fun, and again that night me and christina go out to eat and then go drink, I think I made it home that time. the following weekend, Me and Don haven't hun out much so we decided we should hang out and drink a couple beers. so, after work don comes and picks me up and we head out to jay's house. At Jay's house we drink and play XboX then all of a sudden his power goes out. So we are drinking by candle light, and Jay realizes he has a golf cart, so off we go with beer on a golf cart. We drove up and down green pond road at about 11 at night with no power anywhere drinking beer. then we go back to jay's house and somehow somewhere someone got the idea to go to clemson, off to clemson we go. It's about 3 in the morning when we get to clemson, but jay's cell phone is dead, so we stopped at layla's house, the only place in anderson I know of, to figure it out, then magically jay's phone turned on, and we got this girls number, so off we go again. We wind up in some girls apartment that I supposedly sold shoes to sometime in the last 8 months. and her roomate that was hot at the time kept trying to get me to play quarters. not one for drinking games i kinda of joked around just tossing quarters and stuff, but she wouldn't let me stop, finally I asked her why in the world I would need to get more drunk than the stupor I am in and her reply was, "because I want to take advantage of you." I've never play such a good game of quarters in my life. Next thing I know everyone dissapears and don is in bed with this girl. ever happen to you? happens to me all the time. so the next morning around 10 I wake up and take a little while to figure out where I am, I find jay and start to remember where don is, so I get don out of bed and we head back to greenville because I have to help christina with a wedding. so I have no sleep, I'm still drunk, and I'm going to go help my friend with a favor I agreed to about a month ago. I pick christina up and she bitches me out because I am 5 minutes late. so, we go get this food and take it to teh reception place and set it all up. then, while I was taking her home, she tells me how drunk her and brian got last night and how they slept togather. which made me feel 100 million times better. So, i drop her off to go home and sleep, because there is a wicked kegger at brians house. I take a nap get out and go to brian's house. when I get there christina is drunk and all rubbing all over brian. so, i get really drunk and try and get this tony kid to fight everyone. but he won't, so brian and christina go upstairs togather and I'm left with a bunch of people who don't live in this place a refridgerator full of free beer and a bottle of jim beam whiskey, so i wax the bottle of whiskey and a shitload of beer and timetravel back to my house.oh yeah did I tell you about the part where after I helped christina do shit that I really didn't have to do she tells me "you should be glad you showed up, or I would really be pissed off at you." I guess that is her form of thank you. so, here I sit. being that same old me, too nice. anybody else want to be my friend so you can take advantage of me, spend my money and waste my time? cause I love it when that happens.
maybe it's more than two weeks. they all blend togather.
salutations.
bubba.