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the other day I brought my grandma home to alexandria and spent the night with her....then I was going to take her to get some groceries in teh morning, but my transmission sounded effed...so I tool it to the mechanic and he said I was low in transmission fluid by two quarts. he filled er up and I was on my way to drop my cousin off wayy out in the boonies off os hicks road. like I said, this was way the eff out of my way to go back home. but she doesn't ever get any attention because her mom is the most pathetic, selfish human being I've ever met in my entire life. so just by bringing her to her dad's house, she told my grnadmother that I made her feel like a princess just because I plucked her eyebrows and combed her hair and girl talked for a few minutes. there's so much behind all of this. maybe I'll go into it. nah it's a really long story and typing it all would just be rediculous.
so on my way home I was passing through bunkie and my transmission said well shit I'm really effing tired...and the it just quit on me. so I ended up in the middle on nowhere with a barley field on my right and a graveyard with one grave in it. ahhhhh. so my phone was dead but I managed to get a few minutes out of it to tell my mom where I was and then it died aagain.......after about 45 minutes I tried it again called her back, she said that the state troopers were looking for me, along with my brother, and kyle's grandfather, who lives in bunkie was on his way to get me as well. I might as well have had the entire FBI looking for me. I got my car to go like a mile and I ended up right by this really old abandoned houst that was buried in a blanket of vines and it had practically been eroded to a nub of a home. I like abandoned houses so it was a delight. it was terribly infested with hornets and wasps though, which was a dissappointment, becasue there was this neato looking pair of old timey shoes in the kitchen but the wasps were acting funny...like they were planning an attack. so I got the heck out of dodge. my brother found me before the troopers and kyle's grnadfather. bless him.
I work at PJ's. yay. I love that job. I was meant to work there. I like making people smile. I makes me happy and I become a simple minded person at work. I don't sit in the candle light liek I do at home infront of the piano sobbing about how much life sucks. I just do what I'm supposed to...take the trash out, to to pars which I'm still like uhhhhhh wtf with, wash he windows, clean the bathroom, blah blah blah. I'm happy to be the janitor. I'm movin on up though. hopefully my brain will kick into gear before I really start making coffee because right now I'm kind of a retard.
on a lighter note. I gained six pounds. great.
thank you perioud...you make me eat like a boar.
breakfast....ice cream with extra chocolate syrup...
lunch....ice cream with not as much chocolate syrup as in breakfast but a solid layer of rainbow sprinkles..
dinner.....mass load of ice cream with frozen strawberries and syrup and sprinkles.
my arteries are effed.
once again. thank you period, you are the source of my clothes not fitting. I deeply appreciate your impact on my poor little body.
I need an avacado.
with grapefruit juice.
so on my way home I was passing through bunkie and my transmission said well shit I'm really effing tired...and the it just quit on me. so I ended up in the middle on nowhere with a barley field on my right and a graveyard with one grave in it. ahhhhh. so my phone was dead but I managed to get a few minutes out of it to tell my mom where I was and then it died aagain.......after about 45 minutes I tried it again called her back, she said that the state troopers were looking for me, along with my brother, and kyle's grandfather, who lives in bunkie was on his way to get me as well. I might as well have had the entire FBI looking for me. I got my car to go like a mile and I ended up right by this really old abandoned houst that was buried in a blanket of vines and it had practically been eroded to a nub of a home. I like abandoned houses so it was a delight. it was terribly infested with hornets and wasps though, which was a dissappointment, becasue there was this neato looking pair of old timey shoes in the kitchen but the wasps were acting funny...like they were planning an attack. so I got the heck out of dodge. my brother found me before the troopers and kyle's grnadfather. bless him.
I work at PJ's. yay. I love that job. I was meant to work there. I like making people smile. I makes me happy and I become a simple minded person at work. I don't sit in the candle light liek I do at home infront of the piano sobbing about how much life sucks. I just do what I'm supposed to...take the trash out, to to pars which I'm still like uhhhhhh wtf with, wash he windows, clean the bathroom, blah blah blah. I'm happy to be the janitor. I'm movin on up though. hopefully my brain will kick into gear before I really start making coffee because right now I'm kind of a retard.
on a lighter note. I gained six pounds. great.
thank you perioud...you make me eat like a boar.
breakfast....ice cream with extra chocolate syrup...
lunch....ice cream with not as much chocolate syrup as in breakfast but a solid layer of rainbow sprinkles..
dinner.....mass load of ice cream with frozen strawberries and syrup and sprinkles.
my arteries are effed.
once again. thank you period, you are the source of my clothes not fitting. I deeply appreciate your impact on my poor little body.
I need an avacado.
with grapefruit juice.