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Extra Extra, starting in the Year 2007, Microsoft will start making automobiles
"Having now decided that they are bored in having no competition in Window's the spokes person said today that they believe to have a monopoly over the Auto industry by 2010."
The Supreme Court had no comment, but Bush backed them saying, "We need more home grown large industrial monopolies owning everything so that the rich get richer."
The Democrats responded by getting in line, hoping to get one of the First Microsoft XCars, after microsoft said they would market them like Xbox. With the lines outside the Capital already 2 miles long, everyone is axious to see just how many bugs the new car will have.
~End Matt Brown Press Release
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"Having now decided that they are bored in having no competition in Window's the spokes person said today that they believe to have a monopoly over the Auto industry by 2010."
The Supreme Court had no comment, but Bush backed them saying, "We need more home grown large industrial monopolies owning everything so that the rich get richer."
The Democrats responded by getting in line, hoping to get one of the First Microsoft XCars, after microsoft said they would market them like Xbox. With the lines outside the Capital already 2 miles long, everyone is axious to see just how many bugs the new car will have.
~End Matt Brown Press Release
C 2005, this message brought to you in part by no one in particular.
Any copying of this message will be considered extremely funny and the Author is more than willing to persecute you.