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Prompt 9: "Who is the most annoying person on the planet?"
Spoilers for episode 2.15 'Tall Tales'. You know how this works"
Most annoying person on the planet?
Wow, before this particular job I would’ve said …anyone but this person but you know what? Fuck it, he totally deserves this.
The most annoying person on the planet is: Sam Winchester.
I mean, seriously, the guy totally needs to learn how to relax but God forbid Sam ever chill the fuck out and have some fun. It’s like he’s got a stick shoved up his ass twenty-four-fricking-seven.
And what’s with the ‘don’t touch my stuff’ routine? I let him touch the Impala, don’t I? And he should be damn grateful I even let him eat food in her, let alone spread his gigantean legs all over her leather. Seriously, he’s like the big friendly giant and I tell you no lie.
Don’t give me that look, I lie …sure, but not about this.
He’s got like OCD or some shit like that because everything’s got to be in the right place or he throws a total hissy fit and pissy Sam? Is so not fun. I swear to God, his face is going to get stuck like that if he perfects that expression any more than he does already.
Also?
To top it all off?
He can’t appreciate good food or good music and boy is he vocal about it. I swear he should just bed down in a trashcan and become best friends with Oscar the Grouch; it would save me a lot of headaches that’s for damn certain.
Boy needs to get his head out of his ass, seriously. Maybe he’d even have a little fun rather than walking around like mister doom-and-gloom because that look? Is getting so tired and I’m an inch away from smacking it out of him.
Oh and did I mention he totally let the air out of my baby’s tyres? So. Not. Cool. No one fucks with the Impala. Everybody knows this and I thought Sam if he didn’t respect much he at least respected the car. She’s the only reason we’re still breathing air after all.
Dude, I don’t know why but he’s really pissing me off at the moment. I think I’m going to go eat some nasty ass chilli fries on his bed and see how mister-I-must-be-in-control-of-everything likes that.
Yeah, that sounds like a plan.
Muse : Dean Winchester
Fandom : Supernatural
Word Count : 383
Spoilers for episode 2.15 'Tall Tales'. You know how this works"
Most annoying person on the planet?
Wow, before this particular job I would’ve said …anyone but this person but you know what? Fuck it, he totally deserves this.
The most annoying person on the planet is: Sam Winchester.
I mean, seriously, the guy totally needs to learn how to relax but God forbid Sam ever chill the fuck out and have some fun. It’s like he’s got a stick shoved up his ass twenty-four-fricking-seven.
And what’s with the ‘don’t touch my stuff’ routine? I let him touch the Impala, don’t I? And he should be damn grateful I even let him eat food in her, let alone spread his gigantean legs all over her leather. Seriously, he’s like the big friendly giant and I tell you no lie.
Don’t give me that look, I lie …sure, but not about this.
He’s got like OCD or some shit like that because everything’s got to be in the right place or he throws a total hissy fit and pissy Sam? Is so not fun. I swear to God, his face is going to get stuck like that if he perfects that expression any more than he does already.
Also?
To top it all off?
He can’t appreciate good food or good music and boy is he vocal about it. I swear he should just bed down in a trashcan and become best friends with Oscar the Grouch; it would save me a lot of headaches that’s for damn certain.
Boy needs to get his head out of his ass, seriously. Maybe he’d even have a little fun rather than walking around like mister doom-and-gloom because that look? Is getting so tired and I’m an inch away from smacking it out of him.
Oh and did I mention he totally let the air out of my baby’s tyres? So. Not. Cool. No one fucks with the Impala. Everybody knows this and I thought Sam if he didn’t respect much he at least respected the car. She’s the only reason we’re still breathing air after all.
Dude, I don’t know why but he’s really pissing me off at the moment. I think I’m going to go eat some nasty ass chilli fries on his bed and see how mister-I-must-be-in-control-of-everything likes that.
Yeah, that sounds like a plan.
Muse : Dean Winchester
Fandom : Supernatural
Word Count : 383