What, you may ask...
Am I doing up way past one in the morning? Well.
Firstly, I worked a closing shift at the bookstore tonight. Which was fairly interesting. All I will say is this: there was exhibited such a stunning, lethal lack of any kind of compassion, decency, or common courtesy, I almost have a new found respect for the levels of low attained this evening.
Secondly, I finally make my way home and start to get ready for bed. Oh no, says the Evil Sink, you shall not sleep tonight! And proceeds to bust a pipe and spray hot water from under the cabinet. Three inches deep covering half the bathroom.
Thirdly, because there simply wasn't enough evil in my evening, that three inches of water began to leak through the floor and into the guest bedroom below. Raining down from the light fixture, cracks in the cottage cheese, vents in the walls, soaking the carpet and the mattress.
In conclusion, today has been most...exciting. From being slapped in the face with blatant disrespect, to sopping up a few gallons of brown water in a bathroom filled with hot steam. So, my pipes are dripping, the guest room is soaked, and the upstairs smells like old, wet wood.
Goodnight.
Firstly, I worked a closing shift at the bookstore tonight. Which was fairly interesting. All I will say is this: there was exhibited such a stunning, lethal lack of any kind of compassion, decency, or common courtesy, I almost have a new found respect for the levels of low attained this evening.
Secondly, I finally make my way home and start to get ready for bed. Oh no, says the Evil Sink, you shall not sleep tonight! And proceeds to bust a pipe and spray hot water from under the cabinet. Three inches deep covering half the bathroom.
Thirdly, because there simply wasn't enough evil in my evening, that three inches of water began to leak through the floor and into the guest bedroom below. Raining down from the light fixture, cracks in the cottage cheese, vents in the walls, soaking the carpet and the mattress.
In conclusion, today has been most...exciting. From being slapped in the face with blatant disrespect, to sopping up a few gallons of brown water in a bathroom filled with hot steam. So, my pipes are dripping, the guest room is soaked, and the upstairs smells like old, wet wood.
Goodnight.