EPIC BATTLE OF SHOGOTH
I saw a spider last night, it was on top of the door's sill. It was a large spider with an unusually large belly, and I made the mistake to scrutinize the details of her body. What I found was tiny, tiny, tiny spiders latching on to her belly.
I freaked out.
Thankfully, friend was around and she took charge. We put newspapers on the ground and she prodded the spider to fall. When friend prodded, spider dropped the ball of her babyspiders first. And my friend was quick as with the paper towel and she bunched the ball into it and it made an awful SQUISHT sound as she squeezed the thing.
Then the spider fell and friend stepped on it with her foot.
It was terrifying.
ALAS POOR SPIDERS.
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Sorry for inflicting this story upon you all :(
I freaked out.
Thankfully, friend was around and she took charge. We put newspapers on the ground and she prodded the spider to fall. When friend prodded, spider dropped the ball of her babyspiders first. And my friend was quick as with the paper towel and she bunched the ball into it and it made an awful SQUISHT sound as she squeezed the thing.
Then the spider fell and friend stepped on it with her foot.
It was terrifying.
ALAS POOR SPIDERS.
...
Sorry for inflicting this story upon you all :(