i want to get free

[humbug_heather]

so i have been researching colleges lately and i have made some decisions... but i am not so sure if i should go to the ones i chose... so, my faithful fans, leave me mucho comments and tell me what i should do

Comments

[shellydub]

i think that NY would be the most fun for you. but the cost of living would force you to turn tricks at a local truck stop at 4am while you're THINKING about studying.

[humbug_heather]

hmmm, i believe i am just going to resign myself to the fact that, no matter what, i am going to end up a prostitute, so i should just stay in dallas and start turning tricks right now.

its so comforting to have my life planned out for me...

[humbug_heather]

damn you fate! or is it destiny who has done the planning? i always wanted to write. i guess i can write a book "confessions of a truck stop skank." i am already a skank. but will move my business to the truck stop. there are a lot of them here.

i dont mind being a truck stop skank... oh well. :)

[sillyphuck]

dude. go to new york. you can visit me when you go to the city. what fun. and after college, you can move to the city and live with me. w00t.

Julia's Corner Bookstore

[humbug_heather]

I will come and purchase all my college-required books at your bookstore. it shall be great fun. we can go to broadway plays together and kick hobos.

[ajsangel]

Pratt- keepin it real yo. You will move up there, break out, eventually your face will get used to it, we'll hang, we'll bang, we'll meat up with my gay uncle and his gay friends...good times all around.

university of colorado- did trey go here? if so you will turn out gay and do musicals in the snow with your lovers... hey you already have huge boobs you're half way there. If trey didn't go there I can hear them reading you "ugoogely" now, "heather, frozen in the snow while being ass raped by bobo" *parade* either way you're [ass]fucked.

UCLA-...nah

Harding University- I don't care how many nationalities are shown on the cover, they are all still related. you will not still be ass raped by bobo unless he is some how a cousin or brother of your's...you should check that out.

About being poor, last night when I was having sex with your mom I saw some money rolls up there, that might of course help you out.

*rejoices*

i cant date my students, even if they are nude

[humbug_heather]

ajsangel said : we'll meat up with my gay uncle was that intentional?

ahaha yes trey did go there.

ucl-gay.

blerg

[ajsangel]

I was hoping you would catch the meat. I thought I might have to go back and put quotes or something. Congradulations heather, you get a gold star for not being an ass and getting my gay joke, go YOU!!